12 Signs of an Energy Drink Addict
You know you’re addicted to energy drinks when:
- You dream about owning a glass door mini-fridge, devoted solely to your energy drinks.
- You can grab a can from your fridge, open it, and be half way through it before you realize you’re even drinking it.
- Energyfiend.com is your homepage.
- You have an eagle eye for spotting caffeine content of an energy drink in 5 seconds flat.
- Your state has cheated you out of over $10 by charging bottle deposit fees for drinks that no store will accept returns on.
- All you want is a drink to sip because you’re bored or thirsty, and you choose an energy drink.
- You’re arguing with yourself about how much sleep you need for the next day, and you use energy drinks as a bargaining tool to convince yourself that you can make it the next day on less sleep.
- You consider mixing one in with your milk and cereal.
- You treat new energy drinks like a fine wine, first smelling the drink before you sip a little to wash around your mouth.
- You can no longer try a new energy drink in your home town, because you’ve tried them all.
- You drive outside of your home town in search of new energy drinks.
- You put your unfinished cans in the fridge, and fall in love with yourself the next morning for doing so.
Now it’s your turn! Submit your additions to this list in the comments section!
Were any of these true for you?
Written by Dusty Smith
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Last Modified: August 11, 2011
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forgot to add, You can drink the BFC monsters then take a nap less than an hour later..I do this regularly. I wish they made a no caffeine energy drink, for when I want the delicous taste of a cold green monster without adding another 80 mg’s to my already consumed 300+ mg.
You seriously consider whether watering your houseplants would like to be watered with energy drinks.
You repeat repeated words in your blog comments without realizing you repeated them.
You’ve bought out the entire rack of energy drinks in a grocery store.
You’ve read the warning “Do not consume more than 2 in a 24 hour period” and added something to the effect of “if you’re weak or a small child!”
if you’re drinking an energy drink whilst reading this, and it’s 3am
“You put your unfinished cans in the fridge, and fall in love with yourself the next morning for doing so.”
And this is why ALL energy drink brands should sell bottled variants and not just cans, because I don’t always WANT a whole one and I hate it when my drinks lose the carbonation! >:C
when your bored in school and looking at all the energy drinks you havent herd of and want them! and drink them when your depressed every weekend and feel like crap
I’m drinking an energy drink while reading this…and its 2am lol
You know you’re an addict when you masturbate and your favourite energy drink pops into your head!