Is that hot coffee in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
A survey, commissioned by Dunkin’ Donuts (the well-respected research group / donut and coffee store chain), is telling us that “42% of coffee drinkers reported coffee is more or equally important in any given week as sex.”
And I thought I was being sarcastic when I said espresso geeks get aroused over crema.
In addition:
The survey, commissioned by Dunkin’ Donuts, also found that coffee drinkers reported more robust romance, with two-thirds of respondents saying they had sex once a week or more. Only 58 percent of noncoffee drinkers reported as much action, according to the survey, with more than 1,200 respondents.
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“There is this folklorish thing about espresso and sex,” said Bruce Milletto, Bellissimo’s president. “I have been to Italy 20 times and I don’t know an Italian who wouldn’t have an espresso at the end of a meal. It gives you a boost and you go home and something might happen.”
So it’s simultaneously more important than sex, but also increases “romance.” So drink up!
Oh, and if you need something to get you “in the mood,” check out espresso porn.
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2-thirds of coffee drinkers versus “Only 58 percent of noncoffee drinkers”
That’s not a huge difference, lol. Something tells me they’re trying to sell you more coffee with the wording of that one.
Captain Obvious (no, not an insult, the guy who posted above me) is right. Next, I would like to state that we really don’t want to know if 45% of people rather get wired then get laid. Plus this was taken at a place where people who eat lots of donuts, and probably like their coffee with their donuts go to eat, so I wouldn’t be surprised that over a third of the interviewed said “yes! I DO like getting my caffiene over getting a-humpin’!” And, to close this argument, I want to point out that why not choose between the two, when you can get both! That way you won’t fall asleep in bed, and you’ll probably feel it more.
-Comments from a virgin that
knows what he’s talking about,
despite the fact he ain’t even
an adult, or laid for that fact.
I worded that post like an idiot……I’m actually pretty literate for my age (upper 96 percentile [96%]of readers in age group) so don’t judge that weird wording…I hate typing on flat keyboards and having ADD…it makes me drift off from what I was going to say so I type weird, plus it’s pretty easy to screw up with a laptop keyboard. Anyways, that post above isn’t a dumb one, just a…a…uhhh….misguided one? whatever.
LOL I had heard that about coffee drinkers. I guess when they say it perks you up, they really mean it!