Quite Possibly the Most Powerful Energy Drink Ever
Seriously, the drink may mean the end of this blog. In the “before time,” conversations generally went a little something like this:
So, what’s a good energy drink in terms of strength?
Well there’s a lot to choose from, based on caffeine content, taurine, ginseng, green tea extracts…
Well… what if I’m just interested in caffeine content?
Well just go to The Caffeine Database and look around!
The point, probably lost, is that there’s a lot of drinks, in varying sizes and caffeine contents, that also contain a lot of other things.
So then this new thing came out. It’s called VPX Redline Fat Burner.
Check out this freaky scientific VPX breakthrough: RED LINE®: is the only matrix ever developed to shred fat through the shivering response in the body. By shivering the body burns huge amounts of stored bodyfat for energy in an effort to keep the body warm. That’s not all! In addition to shivering, you’ll also be sweating up a thermogenic storm. The combined mechanisms of these two processes results in unparalleled fat loss!
What fun. Now, it’s pretty obvious looking at the ingredients that there’s caffeine. But get this: all of the aforementioned goodness, and the serving size is FOUR ml. About one TENTH of an ounce. The whole bottle has 240 ml, or 60 servings. Basically, a bottle of this, less than the size of a normal can of coke, WILL kill you. This is nothing to be playing around with.
I have friends. Not just normal friends, mind you. The kind of friends that voluntarily live on the streets. The kind of friends who, when drinking, race to forgetting. The kind of friends who take caffeine pills, ephedrine pills, and asprin.. all at once. One, in particular, drinks and consumes over a gram of caffeine daily, to stave off the headaches. So you know this is a serious review:
oh yeah, it’s definately 90% caffeine. the aftertaste is unmistakeable. the best part is that since i didn’t have my normal “dose” this morning, i probably won’t actually feel sh*t.
[10 minutes later]
the caffeine kicked in a lot faster than i expected. though in retrospect, it normally does when it’s in syrup form and tastes like ass.
feel oddly cold too. took me a minute to realize that while i still was warm, it was that ’shiver’ reflex kicking in. it’s a lot like when
you get a chill at the back of your neck, but somewhat continuous.
So what’s in this magical bottle of awesome? Caffeine, Green Tea, Yerba Mate, 5-HTP (5 hydroxy-1-tryptophan), cAMP, Yohimbe, Evodiamine, and Vinpocetine. And a few other things.
I know, I know, so here’s some more info:
cAMP is cyclic adenosine monophosphate. It supposedly “sparks many intercellular processes.” Whatever that means. Increased concentrations supposedly raise thyroid horomone levels, and help fat burning (would help explain why it’s in a fat-burning supplement).
Yohimbe is a bark extract from a tree in Africa. It’s considered a natural aphrodisiac, and sold here to treat imotency, dialate pupils, and stimulate fat loss. It can also mess with your blood pressure, so watch out.
Evodiamine is derived from some Chinese fruit called Evodia Rutaecarpa. Supposedly burns fat.
Vinpocetine is an alkaloid derived from some periwinkle plant. It is used in Europe, Japan, and Mexico to treat crebrovascular and cognitive disorders. Some people claims it elevates metabolism, but with no proof.
And the interesting one in the group: 5-HTP. I made sure to spell it out, so the smart ones in the group have already figured out the key: Tryptophan. It’s the same stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy, and there’s scientific evidence of it. The 5-HTP compound is sometimes used to treat mild depression since, somehow, it can increase serotonin levels. It can also affect appetite, which may be part of why they put it in here. The other part? When you’re jacking up a drink with this much caffeine, you’re going to get jitters and “scatterbrain.” This may actually cut the disconnected thoughts out and allow you to think normally, but still give you the energy effects of caffeine. Awesome.
Apparently you can buy this stuff at places like Super Supplements, GNC, and even some 7-11s. The concentrate isn’t something you should take a guzzle of. Or even a large sip. If you search on the internet, you can see some people who took the recommended dose, and started blacking out towards the end of a workout. Blacking out. 4 mililiters. Damn. There’s also a ready-to-drink version (I would bet that’s the one at 7-11), and half a bottle is all that’s recommended. Pay attention to it. People are comparing the 1/2 bottle to a full hit of ephedra. Unless you’ve done that before and know the effect it has on your body, don’t go doing anything macho with this one. Go do that with redbull.
Just for poignant measure, look at this review:
I recently purchased the liquid form of redline at a local 7 Eleven store.
It was the first time I have ever drank an energy drink that had such an affect. With in a few minutes , I started to sweat and shake. Being familiar with the effects of narcotics, I must say the feeling felt a lot like cocaine feels.
The most disturbing trait is that my penis shriveled up like I just got out of the icy cold ocean. I can’t help but think that this product will be taken off the market. The effects are too strong for some minors and may not be safe for people on certain medication which are yet to be known.
And this one:
I tried Redline today while heading to work. I am a huge fan of RedBull & Diet Rockstar. I am 33 years old & in excellent condition.
Having not read the warning label I drank the whole bottle within 5 minutes. Within 10 minutes I was blacking out behind the wheel & shaking uncontrollably. I pulled over at a gas station — I was having difficulty in swallowing and could not stand, breathe or see straight.
I could not even walk for the convulsions. A bystander called the paramedics. Needless to say – my blood pressure was sky high & I thought I was on my way out.
I feel this drink is extremely dangerous & should not be on the market. There needs to be a very visible warning label not to drink the whole bottle for beginners. It has been 5 hours now & I still do not feel normal.
This drink could seriously kill someone if not informed.
I am sorry but I will never drink this again nor recommend it to fellow peers.
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redline is very strong. I can handle it just fine but my friend totally flipped on it. He got very grumpy then passed out.
Not good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am never ever going to drink it again.. Bad stuff i think i might die!!!!
This should not be legal, people will die
my friends and i all had a redline last night, it made us have mood swings and have to pee alot. we would get really hot and sweaty and then super cold and hyper and then we’d just get sick and it just kept repeating itself. and we’re still not back to normal and can’t sleep
this is like playing russian rulet, some might be ok but some will have terribale side effects. How invensibal are you, It is not ok to trash your body. What do you think God is saying as he watches us jack up our bodies? You only have one chance. life is short.God loves you —– be careful—– my best friend died yesterday drinking redline, slow down and think about how fraglie life is.
i got a redline today to see what it was like and i didnt feel anything i drank it before i went to school then went to the liquor store and got a monster energy drink and nothing at all happened. . .WOW
I used to run a small pizzeria, and for one week I had to open/close. That’s seven fourteen-hour days in a row. I figured, “Hey, I’ll get something to make this go by easier.”
I went to GNC to try and find some caffeine pills or something, and came across Redline. I bought two four-packs of the stuff. (I’m assuming what I bought was the ready-to-drink 8oz containers). Thinking myself Billy Badass, I disregarded the warning against drinking a whole one and downed it.
Within an hour, I was doing the work of myself and two part-time employees if we were on crank. The shivering was kinda annoying tho, since my customers saw it every so often. I just gave the sob-story about how my Asst. Manager quit on me and I’d been working 14 hour days for a month. They usually tipped me. 
The next day, I only drank half of one, and was pretty good. Got a good pep without the jitters. Overall, I’d recommend these over any other energy drink. The others seem to just be there to counteract the lack of energy from bad diet and lack of exercise in most people.
Redline: When you’ve got stuff to do that should have been done two hours ago.
I am 16 years old and my friend sara and I stopped at an exxon mobile service station, we asked the guy for the strongest energy drink they had,it was Redline energy, well, on our way to school i drank the whole bottle, about ten minutes passed by and I noticed my heart rate wasn’t right, so when we got to school my heart rate was beating faster and my palms were sweaty I have PE first period and I was talking to my friends and I started to get dizzy, so I read the warning label on the bottle and I started panicing, I went to the nurse and she constently checked my blood pressure and she was acting nervous and she said my (BP) was getting higher and higher, I thought I was going to have a stroke, and im 16, she couldn’t get a hold of my parents and finally my blood pressure was 190/100, I herd her talking to the principale and she said that they needed to call an ambulance, I started to panic more, my pulse was 175 beats a min. The paramedics got their and rushed me to the hospital, I’ve never taken any kind of drug and im not used to caffine, the doctor told me if I hadn’t gone to the nurse when I did I could have died. Well, in the first place, I should’ve read the warning label, I dont recomend redline energy drink to anybody, it is very dangerous, I love energy drinks but this experience scared me so much that I will NEVER have another energy drink again, they should take redline off the market before it kills someone, and I was also very suprised it wasn’t regulated by the FDA.
WOW some people here need to get some counseling.
If this stuff kills you thats what you get, read the damn label. “discontinue use two weeks before surgery” that should tell you this is not a “drink”, it is DRUGS. You are supposed to be 18 to buy but I would not recommend it unless you have done a lot of coke or are a tweaker.
I love this stuff! It tweaks me out pretty good without making my heart race, scalp itch, no jitters; Just TONS of energy. The first time I drank it, it really didn’t affect me that much. But, after about a week, my body’s adjusted to it. Now, a half a bottle gets me going just fine. One after breakfast, one after lunch, zip through the day easily, sleep just fine at night. I give it an 11 out of 10.
BTW, read the frickin’ directions, people. It says in multiple places on the bottles and on the little box carrying case that this stuff is potent. You can’t hold the company responsible for your own stupidity. Its like trying to sue an amusement park for injuries incurred on a roller coaster. That’s fine if the coaster malfunctioned. But, you can’t hold them at fault if the sign says, “Remain seated, buckle safety harness, and keep arms and legs inside the cart at all times,” and you ride the thing standing up on the hood of the cart! Your stupid mistake = your stupid consequences.
For healthy people of age it is a great drink. The bottle clearly tells you not to drink it if you are under 18. There are a lot of words on the bottle, if you’re too damn lazy too read them, then dont drink the shit. I have on several occaisions had 2 bottles in a day, and i use pre workout supplements(super pump, NOexplode) that contain stimulants and have never ended up blacking out or in the ER. Im 6′ and 170lbs. Read the labels on shit and DRINK WATER people, stuff like this explicitly says to consume almost double the amount of water you should already be drinking. Use your heads or you deserve the consequences.
I must admit, I am a energy drink maniac.
While most people drink for the caffeine, I drink for the taste and consider everything else just a nice little bonus.
I’ve tried Redlines a lot of times. I’ve had wild berry redlines, grape redlines, green apple princess redlines [yeahh...princess redlines...], and I am currently enjoying a grape redline extreme.
I don’t particularly seem to get the same affect as most people claim to in this. In fact, I’ve dranken 3 bottles of this stuff in the same 24 hour period and while I did get a headache and kinda shaky, I didn’t even come close to throwing up. And I’m only 15.
I don’t think it’s quite fair to compare this drink to cocaine or narcotics….
I heard Black Pearl was pretty intense…even more so than redline. If anyone else isn’t affected by redlines that much, try Black Pearls…..I myself can’t get past the taste yet.
If you take this on a full stomach youll probably be fine, im not sensitive at all to caffeine but this drink is crazy, it dehydrates you incredibly quickly,
DO NOT i repeat DO NOT do cardio exercise or aerobic exercise that gets your heart pumping fast, my resting heart rate is 60 and this drink raised my RESTING heart rate to 160… adding a cardio workout is just begging for heart trouble, even arrest,
stick to weights and anaerobic and drink tons of water right after you drink it, it dries you out to the core
Yeah, so I hear what yur all saying about reading the bottle! WTH, I was at work and I was told this was better than the rockstars I’d been drinking. I didnt pay attention and drank the can of redline berry. I just assumed it was an exageration. Dumb, I know. I didnt think something that made you feel this tweeked out could be so readily available. I wouldnt compare it to cocaine or meth (been recovered addict for 13 years now). While the energy level is akwardly high, I feel nausia, chills, then hot, clenched, somewhat uncomfortable, unsure what to do with myself. I felt the effects about 15 min after drinking the can. It progressively got worse, and now 3 hours later I know I am going to be fine. I just have to wait it out. I think if I had 1/2 can it would have been pretty cool. I probably wont rule out trying it again. I didnt have crap to eat today and was kinda hungry when I drank it. There’s no way I can eat right now. But I am drinking alot of water. Again, everyone is different. And for anyone acting like bad asses, just be happy your able to enjoy it without reprecussions, name calling is kinda elementry.
Well, I’m still here. It’s been roughly 7 hours since I drank a can of redline. I have felt comfortably energetic and full of P&V for the last 2 hours. I feel pretty good right now. The first 4 hours I was freezing! I have to say, thats some pretty potent stuff. After talking to a few of my friends, I have found that some were not nearly as affected as I was, and some worse. I do not think the affect had anything to do with my weight or physical health, as I am not fat or lazy. So to say that an adverse affect is from being physically challenged on some level is completely ignorant!!! AGAIN, everyone is different. There is no exact equation to the effects on any individual. Just know that anything may go, its a game of chance for everyone.
My friend showed me Redline, the RTD version, at some Food Spot. I bought it, and downed the entire thing. I was 17 at the time. It took about 10 minutes for it to kick in, but all I got was a crazy energy rush. I was just running back and forth and hopping around and talking and lightning speeds. I didn’t really crash that bad either. Mind you, I’m 6 feet tall and I weigh 170-ish. The only caffeine I drank before that was coke, I don’t even touch coffee. o.O
I wanna know how long this stuff lasts for
i took 2 pills around 530 and im still kicking pretty hard i want sleep tonight.
Redline people…..
hah my name is David I live in Wyoming and I’m very aware of this drink. It is bad ass. i will admitt though, I’ve done it once and ehh maybe again sometime in the future. Anyways, there was a show in town with a lot of good bands playing, my freind introduced me to this redline drink on the way in I just drank 2 of the little bottles within like 5 or 8 min. After about 30 min I wasent myself. I was extremley hyper and had an incredible amount of energy, it was too much though. I couldn’t have as much fun plus it kept me awake all night and I went to school the next day wired as hell and everyone thought i was on some shit. But yeah i’m 135pounds 5′4 17 years old, and it was pretty gnar.
so I was at VR and I wanted to try this stuff my freind told me about. Liquid cocaine. I drank 3 of them and I’m still living. It felt like I was gonna die earlier. I’m a lean guy, and lift. They were so good, and I pounded 3 in the course of an hour.
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Incredibly uncontrollable. Thats what I have to say about this one. I am a fan of the Sobe No Fears for the taste, drink two and have no reaction. This Redline drink is off the dang charts. I wish I read the direction label. I purchased the drink from a local health store and drank one bottle prior to my work out. After 15 minutes on the treadmill I found myself flying. Once my weightlifting began I could instantly tell that blacking out was more of a possibility than usual. I finished my workout and still had a lot of energy accompanied by the shakes, clammy hands and my heart felt like it was playing double bass. 4am is not usual for me and thats what time I was finally able to sleep. The following day i still did not feel normal, i should have been tired from 2 hours of sleep.