Warning Label on Pure Caffeine
I have absolutely nothing to back this up, but for some reason I found it amusing:
Warning! May be harmful if inhaled or swallowed. Has caused mutagenic and reproductive effects in laboratory animals. Inhalation causes rapid heart rate, excitement, dizzness, pain, collapse, hypotension, fever, shortness of breath. May cause headache, insomina, nausea, vomiting, stomach pain, collapse and convulsions. May cause digestive disturbances, constipation, cardiac disorders, and depression. May cause epigastric pain, cardiac and respiratory disorders, and depressed mental states. Eye contact may cause irritation, redness, and conjunctivitis. Ingestion may produce gastrointestinal irritation, vomiting, and convolusions. Fatalities have been known to occur.
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LMAO!!!
& tahts all i have 2 say about that
It’s true but used carefully it’s good stuff. It’s really cheap at http://purecaffeine.info/
that is crazy! the 5hr energy shots have like 500mg of caffine in them! i drank half of one before school one time at about 7:45 and i was fine until about 12:05 (after lunch) where i felt all tingly, my heart was beating so hard that it felt like it was going to explode, i was dizzy and blacked out a couple times when i was changing class, and i couldnt feel anything (just to prove it a person threw a hard back book at me and i couldnt feel it)the class was math and i passed out. someone finally woke me up right before the bell rang…. good thing i am great at math 
i will probably never drink one again.
they are selling 100 GRAMS on ebay for 10.00.
i am dying to buy it, but i dont think its the best idea.
lol, cut your coke with pure caffine, youll still get the same effects
Yeah, consuming more than 800mg of caffeine in a day is dangerous. Also should probably never consume more than 250mg in any short period. Also should definitely try to stay below 500mg per day to be on the safe side.
lol. That’s some pretty good stuff right there, I’ll bet. Well, if you can’t back it up, can you at least tell us where you found that? It’s okay if you can’t. hmmmm….maybe we could make some caffiene mutants to take over the planet with or something, considering the rate at which newer, badder, deadlier stimulants are coming out. “The Future: 2058: The First War Involving the Use of intentionally employed caffeine mutants begins…”