1 in 3 Trinity: Energy Drink for the Faithful
Energy drinks have become a brand accessory. Every marketer will happily throw an energy drink into a brand package and to help push the brand. Many energy drink websites actually have more information surrounding the brand than the actual energy drink (and trust me, = we’ve looked at virtually every consumer beverage website there is).
1in3 Trinity is a line of “christian” clothing and accessories. They have also come up with an energy drink.
The drink comes in an 8.4 fl. oz can, is low in calories (10 per can to be precise) contains the usual suspects (B vitamins, Taurine, and caffeine). In the caffeine stakes it’s similar to drinking a large can of Mountain Dew – 1in3Trinity contains 50mg of caffeine.
The premier 1in3Trinity Energy Drink is a perfect companion for today’s active Christian lifestyle, providing benefits not only for the consumer, but for spectators as well. (source)
What next? Christian milk from a christian cow?
NOTE: You can get 1 in 3 Trinity in bulk from EnergyThis.
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Man, I should’ve thought of this. I need to create a line of “Christian” products and start raking in the cash. I believe it says in the Bible “the best kind of Christianity is the kind you profit from”, right?
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no such thing as Christian cows. Cows are the god-things of hindus. christians steer clear.
Instead of a subtle takeover of the market, Christians should just create Jesus Juice and move on to something else.
Sacrileige. Pure sacrileige. Sellilng drugs while claiming to be Christian? “Fused with the Fruit of the Spirit”?
Speaking as a reluctant caffiene adict (I tried going off for 6 months and just didn’t feel right until I was back on) and a Christian, I’m more than just a little offended.
10 calories? Some sort of artificial sweetner at work. Since when has MSG added to foods, etc. been a good thing?
Caffeine has no place in the Christian life when you think about it, save to stave off the withdrawl that follows its usage.
You should rely on God for your energy. He’ll never give you a task you can’t complete, so you don’t need caffeine.
Caffeine is mostly used by the Faithless and for debauchery. It’s known potential side effects include: irritablility, jitteriness, racing heart, insomnia, and so on. It is often used at parties so that people can stay up later and later, despite the fact that the Bible is adamant about sleeping at night.
Realy now, what good, wholesome things go on at the wee hours?
Hmm….
I can think of a lot of un-wholesome things that go on, but not much of anything good comes from late-night activity.
Irritability doesn’t sound like a Fruit of the Spirit. In fact, that sounds like it will make Love, Joy, Peace, Hopefulness, and Self-Control a *lot* harder.
What are they thinking? Their site looks the biz, lots of encouragement to live the Christian life, but I’m begining to wonder about their motives.
“The branch that does not bear fruit will be cut off and cast into the fire”
Time will tell. Sooner or later, we’ll find out if they’re legit.
God likes caffeine, since:
1. Lutherans are renowned for the strength of their coffee and chocolate laced bundt cake.
2. Ethiopians are renowned for a) inventing coffee b) their piety.
3. Once when wandering in the desert, Jesus converted the stuff they serve at MacDonald’s into real coffee.
4. Mountain Dew is not caffeinated in Canada. Gay marriages are also legal. Coincidence?
This product is absolutely ridicules…but this post is specifically for Dr.Nuke. I have 4 beefs:
1. You are a hypocrite. How can you say you are a caffeine addict as well as a Christian, and then condemn the use of caffeine in a Christian life? Go ahead and call that pot black, Mr. Kettle.
2. Please tell me where to find the passage in the Bible that says all people should sleep at night. I’m not a theologian. Perhaps you know something i don’t.
3. Why are you convinced that only bad things are going on at night and early morning hours? Picture this…A young man is forced to work the night shift at a factory to support his wife and young daughter. He is not used to the schedule. On his way to work, he stops by a convenience store to purchase an energy drink to help him stay focused and alert during his shift. Is this man A) Forsaken for going against God’s supposed will (imbibing in caffeine and being awake and night) or B) Praised by God for putting his long-term health on the line to do what is right for his family’s welfare?
4. This is also about this “…the Bible is adamant about sleeping at night” garbage. There is a huge gray area here. What is too late by the Bible’s standards? What is too early?
I feel a great need to speak with you about these topics. Please reply.
Captain Colorblind said: Christians should just create Jesus Juice and move on to something else.
I thought this was Michael Jackson’s idea?
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Wampus said: I have 4 beefs:
I hope beefs aren’t from the Christian cows 
I know this is an old topic, but I’d like to add my two cents here.
I am a very dedicated Christian. I am also a very dedicated caffeine consumer. I am a third shifter, 10:30 pm to 7:00 am, Eastern time. I would say to Dr.Nuke, you have some good ideals, but your *energy* is improperly directed. Plenty of wholesome things go on in the wee hours of the morning; hundreds of thousands of people are making ends meet. Families are being supported and budgets are being met. That’s my “late-night activity” you couldn’t think of. Just because a drink is used in sinful scenarios doesn’t make it sinful.
I can point out plenty of passages in the book of Proverbs that speak against being lazy, listless, and sleeping too LATE, but if you’ll give me chapter and verse about not sleeping enough?
Personally, caffeine is my alcohol substitute. I am neither dependant on it, nor am I faithless for drinking it. God did not intend for us to be awake all night, so since this is my livelihood I do not believe I am offending God by consuming caffinated beverages.
Perhaps you should have more faith in God to rid you of your caffeine addiction, Dr.Nuke. And perhaps you’ll take a good look in the mirror before you start preaching at others.
*FOR SALE* One soapbox, slightly used, smells slightly of righteous indignation. =P
You’ve gotta be careful of that Southern Baptist cow milk…it’ll make you homophobic in no time.