A Cautionary Tale About Energy Drinks
Joe had no fear.
He was a daredevil by nature and loved to go fast. After throwing down two cans of NOS plus a spike shooter – Joe was amped. His big red twisted chopper was all wired up and ready to go. Clutching the V-shaped handlebars he opened her up to full throttle – feeling the adrenaline rush as he hit redline.
Havoc ensued.
His motorcycle vaulted over the edge of the bank before spinning a 180 and hitting the ground with a loud crunk!
Joe couldn’t move. His head hurt and he didn’t have the bawls to get back on his bike. He watched the sun drop below the horizon. It was getting coolah – down to -5 celsius and Joe slipped into a burning fever and began dreaming of being a rockstar.
With a jolt Joe woke up – feeling envigorated. He found himself staring into the red eyes of a freakish looking monster. By this time Joe had truly lost his mojo. Crying like a howling monkey he called for his mother.
Turns out this was just another ludicrous power trip – a cocaine hallucination. It was time for Joe to go back into rehab.
The upshot of it all: Stick to water, Joe. Don’t mix your energy drinks – and kids – say no to drugs.
7 Comments
nice.
Sweet.
is the drink pictured in the middle of the 5 images made by the surfing company ‘lost enterprises’? O_o
Yep… made by Hansen but branded as Lost Enterprises. Appears to be Monster with a different label.
the one time I tried NOS, I thought it tasted terrible. Just my opinion that I thought I’d put out there when I noticed what the drink of choice for the guy was… ick.
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iv seen this same thing,but with chocolate bars,this was much more entertaining,propz to whoever sat there and muster’d up this fairy tale.
lol nicely done.