Goodbye Cocaine Energy Drink…
First the FDA went after it
Then officials in Connecticut seized hundreds of cases of the drink due to some strange licensing law.
Then Cocaine was banned in Texas.
Now Illinois Attorney General has demanded that all sales of the drink cease.
It doesn’t take a genius to see that the days of Cocaine Energy Drink are numbered. I hope this does not lead to an all out war on caffeine.

UPDATE: Fully banned – the makers Redux Beverages intend to change the name.
39 Comments
Connecticut still has some selling. Hiddin behind some Vitamin waters, I snatched 2 yesterday, and I drank one today. Saving the other one for 10 years.
I’m drinking cocaine right now, still legal in Jersey
and goddamn its great. Stupid ban really and by the way,
to: xXkilokillerXx no offense but that’s not a good reason to be glad something is banned because it shares the name of something that “the people you love” were stupid enough to do in the first place and continue to due it until it almost killed them. In reality “the people you love” almost killed themselves, and I know your defense is going to be its addictive but any 3rd grader can tell you that; so not a solid defense. Should they also ban coca-cola since they openly call themselves “coke”? and again any 3rd grader can tell you what coke is short for. In fact why don’t they ban the Disney movie Cars since I know plenty of people killed by them, we should also ban astrological signs since I know people who died of Cancer, there’s so much more we can also ban but I see it like this, look outside any public building. You see that flag with the red and white lines and some blue in the corner and a bunch of stars, well that flag means you can do whatever the hell you want as long as it doesn’t intentionally or knowingly threaten the well being of others nor breach current laws. It doesn’t contain any cocaine, no one has died from it, the FDA complaints are about they name and not about any thing contain within the drink and that flag is still up, and we’re kicking 2 country’s asses while we’re at it so really comparing a name of something your loved ones were stupid enough to do and continue to do so isn’t the company’s fault nor the name’s fault, its the individual’s fault. You didn’t die of cocaine and if you never tried it you get my highest regards but you need to find smarter people to love.
Reply: xXkilokillerXx May 6th, 2007 10:21 pm
i am glad it is getting banned…
i refuse to drink a drink called “cocain”
cause the real thing nearly killed people i love
dimthelights- your the man…true that to everything u said…..haha hilarious
i love cocaine energy drink..and still know of places to buy it around me so im siked
i live in connecticut where its “banned” and i can still buy it, its not that serious. stores around the state have it stocked all the time. the new monsters are better anyways
Is there any date when they will be selling it with the new name?
this drink DOES burn
red bull is considered the most powerful energy drink in the world tht is legal everywhere
cocaine has the amount of caffeine as 3 and a half red bulls
it burns ur throat but not incredibly horrible for u as long as u dnt abuse it
nobody knows where to get it thats why i sell it $3.25
per can for handheld delivery if u live near freehold NJ
but if i have to ship it it will fluxuate due to shipping costs
contact me to purchase
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is it baned in ohio
I know of 2 places in Toledo that you still can buy it…
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Well… im going to buy the 24 can case off the internet and sell them for $5.00 a can. Spend 40 on the case… and make 80 once all sold… as in 120 total but an 80 dollar profit! nice…
Hey, I am doing a project on energy drinks and I wanted to bring in a can of cocaine to show the class, where are the places in toledo that I can still get it? Do you know?
I got to try it!
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i was super excited when i saw it advertised as 2 for 3 at a gas station in florida
its not that bad tasting
but the after taste is kinda terrible.
and your throat burns XD
lolz
i love it.
dimthelights
you are officially my favorite person ever.
And it’s back now, as of early this year. I’m drinking a can now.
I THINK ITS OK BUT ALOT OF PEOPLE GET VERY AXIOUS ABOUT IT I THINK ITS NEEDS TO BE OFF MARKET
This stuff is Amazing. i thought it was pretty funny when i read the can. I love This energy drink. its Fantastic. i think it stupid that it has to be taken off shelves.
I ordered some from the company that makes it. I can’t wait to try it. Wayne PS. They need a version “Crack Cocaine” 700% stronget then Red Bull!!
Big deal, over at Red Eyes Bar, The owner there alway’s did lick all the money at the end of the night. He said it gives him a free Buzz and makes the cash look new again.


uhmm, i think everyone should just get on the internet and have it mailed here, because im gonna get some if it kills me…
well, i’ll just get the real thing…
or they should really change the name…then it could be sold…duh.