RIP: Death by Penguin Mints
The Death by Penguin Mints calculator has been removed and all the caffeinated foods have been incorporated into the main Death by Caffeine calculator.
It kind of outgrew it’s name – and how long would it be before the penguin mints people came knocking? It makes more sense to have the caffeinated goodies in one single calculator.
So now you can kill yourself with Hershey’s Chocolate bars and Diet Coke… all in one easy place.
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or because it’s not called censored, they renamed it to “Insert name here:”
At the moment I’ve got both Cocaine and “no-name energy drink” in the DB. It’s all a bit confusing. Redux beverages are going to have to come up with a decent name.
Why can’t there be an energy beverage named “Caffeine”
The irony would astound me greatly and would provide much humor in today’s seriously anal worldview.
I think that KarlieMildraed’s comment of an energy drink being named “Caffeine” is a great idea. :-} Long overdue! & I’d like 2 comment that the Caffeine DB is really cool…I enjoy reading about strange & unusual energy & coffee drinks that I have yet 2 try. -Drinking Amp @ warp speed, exploring the unknown…
Welcome Caffeinetrekkie… You’ll find boatloads of info here.
Actually, an energy drink named caffeine wouldn’t qualify as ironic, irony is irony because it ISN’T fitting, where-as a energy drink named caffeine would be incredibly so. For instance, An anti-technology websit, that would be ironic, while a caffeinated beverage that claims caffeinated would not be. Now a decaf drink named caffeine would be ironic, or even an energy drink named tiring would be ironic. Still i do like the idea of an energy drink named caffeine.
It’s ironic, don’t you think— A little too ironic…
The definition of ironic is ironic.
I’d like a exploding keg of caffeine!!! Or a Caffeine helmet that I could eat my way out of… or maybe caffeinated cheese….Yeah!!!
I’d like a caffeinated bed pillow with caffeine sheets and caffeine lights.


I noticed that Cocaine energy drink has not been changed to Censored in the calculator list. But I know it’s not due to neglect, it’s simply because energyfiend hates Censorship.