Jones Soda Flavors: Perspiration and Dirt
From CNN Money.
Jones are launching a special Five-pack including some interesting flavors: Dirt, Sweet Victory, Sports Cream, Perspiration and Natural Field Turf.
“Perspiration Soda is kind of salty tasting,” she said, with a slightly higher sodium content than the average soda, with a smooth, “stinky football sock” finish.
A sip of Sports Cream Soda conjures up the experience of rubbing ointment into an aching muscle, while Natural Field Turf Soda is like “playing tackle football, and you get tackled really hard, you’re down on the ground and you get a little bit of the grass in your teeth,” Bowles said.
Mmmmm. Stinky Football Sock….
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yep, I’m pretty sure that they are real…they have some pretty weird flavors.
Last year for the holiday season, they had a different specialty five pack…I don’t remember all the flavors, but it started out with turkey and gravy and ended with pumpkin pie.
Sounds like Jones Soda should be renamed Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Soda.
Last christmas, I thought I was so sneaky and smart buying my brother the “holiday pack”. Well, he ALSO bought me a “holiday pack”…Teasing turned to daring and we ended up drinking a little bit of each flavor. Salmon soda, green bean caserole…I’ve never been more ill in my life….
Freinds don’t let freinds drink Jones Specialty drinks….
This is known or being one of the cleverest prank gifts you can give a “pal”. Everyone knows Jones soda, and how wonderful the majority of its flavors are, De Peach Mode for example. This is a sucker punch of disgusting, give it to someone who always tries jones sodas.
i always drink jones, and last year for christmas someone got me a jones soda holiday pack, which i still havent opened, but keep high on display. flavors include brusseles sprouts, stuffing, turkey, and pumkin pie. comes with a plastic fork and a moist towlette.
are these real? it seems like something that at the end would say “just kidding guys” or sumthin haha