Cocaine Energy Drink Is Back
Redux Beverages have evidently worked through the issues with the FDA.
As of today they have announced that on-line and shortly through convenience stores.
Cocaine is available in 3 variations: regular, cut, and free.
“Cut” is a formulation without the burn (i.e. the cinnamon flavor), and “Free” is a zero-calorie sugar-free formulation.
Cocaine contains a massive 280mg of caffeine in its 8.4 ounce can.
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there goes my cans resell value 
and i know that they are gonna be flat by now… sad day..o well, good for them i guess, it is a good drink
Aye, my unopened cans are pretty worthless now too.
Maybe they changed the design some? At least I still have my No name can design. That should be collectible now.
[...] Energy Fiend alerts us that Cocaine Energy Drink, formerly smacked into calling itself No Name, has returned. Not only have they smoothed out their differences with the FDA (which got them smacked to begin with) but now they come in a “Cut” formulation (that’s missing the burn) and a “Free” version that’s lacking in sugar. [...]
Well I never saw the original in stores here and I only saw it’s replacement in one little store I never go to and I didnt bother to try it out. I figured it was just another of the usual but with a hyped name anyway.
I’m so happeeeee!!! I love this stuff!
Damnit, I spent seven bucks getting it offline. Now I can find it probably anywhere for two. Cocaine really isn’t that great–in addition to tasing like cinnamon candle wax, it does nothing to me. Not that any energy drinks do, but I’d at least want to be able to stay awake after using something under the name Cocaine.
Which stores sell Cocaine Energy? I checked Vons, CVS, & even Wal-mart & still cant find it.
They already had a cut and sugar free version before the ban. Not the best tasting but it does have a good kick.
@456jj, you will need to check gas stations, most stores will not sell cocaine
HAPPY AS HELL ITS BACK
[...] year, I wrote about Cocaine in a can yanked by the FDA, but per Energy Fiend, it’s already back, without a name change, and some of these kids are sending kudos to Blow [...]
well the old cans unopened are still valueable cause the new cans dont have “the leagal alternative” written at the top
SPIKE SHOOTER HAS 300 mg OF TOTAL CAFFEINE IF YOUR LOOKING FOR A REAL KICK! BUT IT HAS CAFFEINE ANNYAROUS IN IT AND I DON’T KNOW HOW SAFE THAT IS.
@ Rhonda- it is actually spelled caffeine anhydrous and it is simply an “artificial” aka non-natural caffeine that is synthetically created. Some people think it is worse for you than caffeine from coffee/tea/guarana etc. but it is debatable.
iv done every drug out there seriously,i regreet it everyday,and im glad there is such a thing as energy drinks ,they have blessed my life more than polly shores movie “bio dome”,im sure im not the only kid out there that quit doing extacy,and picked up energy drinks,and 3 years later,is thanking energy drinks for being there for ruff times”
Well, honestly i think this is the best energy drink ever, and i know alot of people who were addicted to other drugs that use this drink as an alternative, so i see nothing wrong with it. It’s not our choice if stores don’t want to sell it. We have no power over this, but on the contrary, those stores who do not sell it most of the time contradicting their decision either sell those little rosebud in glass things that are used for crack pipes, and rolling papers that everyone knows is being used for j, or those cute little colorful pyrexes that again is used for j. These stores are not naive to this and if someone wnats to use yay, it isn’t gonna be because of a name on a can.
Guess I can go ahead and drink my original cans now. I figure if the guys at I love blow can sell vials of energy powder in a box that looks like a kilo of coke then cocaine should be ok with the FDA. Wonder how the new can will look?