Spazztroids: Caffeinated Breakfast Cereal
Thinkgeek have done it again.
Captain Buzz’s Spazztroids
Each serving of Cap’n Buzz’s Spazztroids will pump your body with vitamins and nutrients (in yummy, crunchy, space shapes) but you’ll also get a 180mg dose of caffeine. Spazztroids is the tasty love child of all we hold dear - sweet foods, snazzy names, and caffeine (the divine nectar of the gods). But the greatest gift of Spazztroids is what is left in your bowl when you have eaten every last bit: caffeinated milk!
You can see more (including an ingredients list that contains Zonc, Vitamin V, and Vitamin 4) at ThinkGeek.
By the way… Happy April Fool’s ThinkGeek.
PS. There is a such a thing as caffeinated oatmeal.
14 Comments
please pleaaasssseeeee produce it people!! I want them!!! 
…Damnit.
OMG… the ingredient list has Lead, Saltpeter, Soylentgreen, and a list of other wonderful things.
Brilliant!! Absolutely brilliant!!
You know, I believed it until I looked up some of the ingredients like zonc and soylent green.
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!
i want some….
how dare thinkgeek get my hopes up like this?
I would totally buy such a thing too! The only thing I think I love more than caffeine is cereal.
shucks.
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Did you notice the Sildenafil Citrate (Viagra)?
After the “Caffeine Inhaler” incident awhile back, I never believed what I saw until it was in my checkout cart.
…such beautiful items….and they don’t exist….*weeps*
Got my hopes up… 
lol
You retards! This cereal does actually exist! Go to the website!
It seems a lot more real than the caffeinated soap at thinkgeek
THIS NEEDS 2 B IN THE MARKET, NOW!!!
RR is desperate!
what the heck i believed it