Caffeine Enema?
Coffee, espresso, energy drinks, energy gum, and energy candy but has anyone ever heard of the energy enema?
Ok, this sounds really bizarre and even a bit scary, however, the caffeine enema has been around since world war one in Germany. Apparently a hospital ran out of pain killers so a nurse grabbed a coffee pot and pumped it up the rear of the patients. The patients reported that their pain was relieved and that they had none of the nasty side affects from using opiates.
According to research, the caffeine is absorbed through the hemroidal artery and not only gives you a buzz but detoxes the liver and cleanses the colon from toxins as well.
So here’s what I envision for Starbucks who by the way have been losing sales and appeal. They could not only offer their standard espresso taken orally to their loyal customers but in the back of their stores the customers could get a ten minute fix anally from the friendly barassta.
However, they may need to expand their restroom facilities…
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John Hargrave’s website ZUG.com (which I am in no way affiliated with) posted an interesting trial of this a few months ago. It’s by no means scientific, but it apparently does work.
i’m so glad i work for coffee bean and not starbucks..they catch so much more crap than we do..
coffee enema, i can’t stop laughing! hahaha
lol..nice
Barassta…oh geez! I am cracking up!! Yuck.
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hmm must be careful, i know it’s different, but i’ve known someone who gave themselves a vodka martini enema and died instantly – the rectum isn’t your stomach, it’s not designed for such things.
On a related note, a college student did this with alcohol and died of alcohol poisoning. The ingredients are absorbed much more rapidly with this method, resulting in rapid effects