Caffeine Killed my Family

Well at least, according to Market Watch, is the title of a new book written by Lynette Ann Yount with the catchy subtitle “Best free cure Since Jesus Christ Himself”.

This is what the Author Says about her book.

“My book is intended to save the lives of the globe from my illness now that I what caused it. The illness I solved is Huntington’s disease just in time to save my life and others. My book has been intended to save the globe from death caused my illness. Caffeine killed my ancestors. Caffeine production across the planet must be stopped. Your life can be saved by having no caffeine for as long as the disease was around. The other chapters in my book are illnesses that have similar symptoms. I will not know if the experiment will work until we try it. A caffeine concentration sensor could be made and we could go back on caffeine.”

Thank God someone has been sent to save us from poisoning ourselves and turning us into walking mutants.

Basically, she thinks that caffeine caused her ancestor’s genes to mutate, which in turn, caused Huntington’s disease. She also tries to link caffeine to other diseases as well.

We at Energy Fiend thought that this must be a joke after reading the above quote, but after reading an excerpt from her book, she is dead serious.

It’s not an easy read due to all of scientific terminology and the excerpt didn’t include any research that backed up her claims.

There have been millions of dollars spent on caffeine research over the past century without similar findings, so I’m not sure I’m ready to join her crusade just yet.

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Posted in Caffeine, Health Issues · July 28th, 2008

5 Comments

blackmage July 28th, 2008 5:55 pm

wow how can some one be that retarted if u don’t like caffeine that is fine just don’t cram it down our throught like that pleas its just anoying

Ivan July 28th, 2008 7:19 pm

wow… its your choice to consume caffeine or not.. NEVER EVER get the government or any agency involved because all they will do is take away our freedom

chris July 28th, 2008 8:24 pm

“NEVER EVER get the government or any agency involved because all they will do is take away our freedom”

Too late…

ant July 29th, 2008 6:44 pm

i drink caffeine and i have huntingtons that must be it,thank god for this revalation!!

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