Function Drinks
Now it’s possible to have a whole pharmacy of natural remedies right in your fridge!
Function Drinks has released a full line of drinks that are supposed to do everything from ridding your body of urban toxins to helping you to lose weight.
Don’t worry energy fiends, they have a drink just for you called Function Alternative Energy. They didn’t list the caffeine amount, but we’re hoping to get that info soon. The drink has catuaba, yerba mate, guarana, caffea, muira pauma, and epimedium (icarriin) listed as it’s energy inducing ingredients.
Function is hoping to tap into the health/whole food market by using all natural ingredients in their products from the depths of the rain forest. In their ingredients they list evaporated cane juice as the sweetener, which is really just sugar, but it sounds healthy anyway.
You can get Function Drinks at Wholefoods Market and in major cities around the country. You can also order them online from Function’s website.
Hopefully Function will help you to, well, function.
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Alternative Energy is the BOMB! You guys are going to love it.
OK, so on my trip I was not successful in finding Alternative Energy, unfortunately. I did however get Urban Detox, which was rather delicious, along with a slice of pizza. Maybe another day…
these line of drinks are amazing!
must buy!
great taste!!
I’ve had most of these. I Personally think they taste like piss
“Pharmacy” and “natural remedy” do not belong in the same sentence.
I had one of these once and it tasted kind of filmy. I don’t know– there was something in it that made it feel weird.
Don’t like.
I was interested in your product but wanted a little more information. I read about “Function” drinks but it’s not stating how much you should drink per day, on any of the drinks for it to work effectivley.
Could you email me with the answer? I would like to carry it in my store as well.
Thank you,
Julie Laudano
Julie Laudano,
I actually called there main office and was able to speak with there co-founder Dayton. Pretty smart guy, graduated from Harvard with his Masters in Business (impressive).
He told me that the Urban Detox should be consumed (for hangover remedy)before you go to bed or right when you wake up in the morning after a night of drinking. Or drink one every day to help the protect your sinuses and lungs from air pollution.
As for the Light Weights, Dayton said to drink 2-3 a day for a month and you could lose 5-6 lbs (burns about 40-60 calories per bottle….CRAZY)
Brainiac should be consumed while reading or studying, it will help you mentally focus…its a big part of college kids life during finals.
Shock Sports should be consumed during or after a tough workout to help with sore muscles and rehidration.
On average, drink 1-2 of your favorite Function drinks a day to get the function that you need. (Daytons words, not mine)
He sold ME, I am now a BIG FAN!!!!
Hope this helps.
I just ran into a Function Vehicle on the street in LA, the rep said there is 2 new flavors hitting stores in the next month. Light Weight will have a Peach Mango flavor, and the Alternative Energy will be Strawberry Guava, he said it is much sweeter than the original, can’t wait to try it!
Was planning on going to Whole Foods tomorrow, will look for and hopefully pick a few of these up. I will give my two cents as well.