Venom Energy: Win a Lifetime Supply by Capturing a Montauk Monster
Grab your net, boots, thick gloves and get hunting for the mysterious beast that recently washed up on the shore at Montauk, NY.
This is a quote from the recent press release put out by Venom encouraging “monster hunters” to get in the game.
“VENOM ENERGY DRINK OFFERS BOUNTY FOR THE CAPTURE OF A LIVE “MONTAUK MONSTER”
“Venom, the piercing energy drink that strikes back, promises a lifetime supply of product and a corporate monster-hunting sponsorship to anyone man enough to subdue and capture the (presumably) ferocious, untamable Montauk Monster”
Many are denying that this is an actual animal based on the photograph. Some say that it is no more than a cat or a raccoon, but it is strange whatever it is.
The rules are simple. Be the first to bring this creature in alive and you’re the winner. I’m not sure what’s all involved in the sponsorship as a monster hunter, but it sure sounds exciting. Imagine, your own tv show or action figures designed after you, wow! How could anyone pass this opportunity up?
Hey, we’ll even do a post about you on energyfiend.com if you happen to “bag the beast”!
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I would rather lick the balls of the “MONTAUK MONSTER” than drink a lifetime supply of venom.
i already own 4. they can fly and eat shit-lightning. ya venom tastes horrible
Is this the same Venom drink that almost numbs your throat after you drink it? I used to love that stuff, but haven’t been able to find any in 5 years of more. I may have to go hunting (for Venom, not the monster).
^ i found some at my seven eleven. i live in chi-town where the hell do you? and did anyone notice there was no “home” button on this sight. just links to the latest stuff.
It’s really not that bad imo. The “monster” is a raccoon.
^ ya a racoon with a beak
the “Beak” isn’t a beak after all, if you really look into this hoax the upper jaw has lost its teeth and the cartilage of the nose has decomposed. Animals caught in ocean drifts quickly lose hair and if you look close enough at the paw its 5 fingered with slight claws, exactly the same as a raccoon. Chris is telling the truth
So. Since they’ve PROVEN it is a Raccoon. Not a hoax or a monster. But rather a Raccoon. Does that mean you will get the drinks from Venom if you take them a raccoon.
the newly launched Venom energy is just as good if not better than Monster my favorite is the black mamba you should give it a try
i personally don’t understand anyone wanting a lifetime supply of venom energy. it doesn’t taste very good (in my opinion) and i couldn’t even finish the bottle.