A Man Steals an Energy Drink and Condoms
I just read this bizarre story about a guy in a wheelchair robbing a 7 eleven in Dallas, Texas.
According to witnesses, he wheeled into the store and held it up with a knife and a baseball bat. He used the baseball bat to bust open the cash register.
However, he had a change of heart about stealing the cash, but instead left the store with 10 boxes of condoms and one energy drink. He was described to the police as a black male, 5′ 10″ tall, and 170lbs.
He wheeled his way out the door alluding police.
A few puzzling things come to mind after reading this. First, I think he would need more than one energy drink to work his way through ten boxes of condoms. Also, he must not be completely paralyzed if he can use 10 boxes of condoms and how could people tell he was 5′10″ since he was sitting in a wheel chair.
I tried to find out what was his energy drink of choice but no luck there. I guess this is further proof that energy drinks lead to risky behavior in people. The man had to rob a store to get one and then he went wild with the condoms after consuming the evil potion, but I guess he was cautious about safe sex at least.
Only in Texas……
Source: The Dallas Morning News
3 Comments
Yessssss! LOL That story made my day!
made my day that much better ^^
HAHA!