Caffeine Causes Boob Shrinkage
A few months ago we wrote about how a study reported that women who drank six or more cups of coffee a day had less risk of cancer, stroke, and heart disease.
Well bad news ladies, all that coffee may be healthy, but it has been shown to shrink breast size.
A study out of Sweden found that women who drank three or more cups of coffee a day had some breast shrinkage.
Helena Jernstroem, of Lund University explained that although some shrinkage was noted the breasts wouldn’t eventually disappear, but only shrink slightly. Also, it only shrinks the breasts of women with a certain gene.
Oh, and by the way guys, if you are worried about the shrinkage of parts of your anatomy because of caffeine, the research showed that it actually increases size.
Of your man boobs that is……. Sorry!
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… We must destroy all forms caffeine! This is horrible! Think of the Women! Think of the Babies! Think of your own personal joy! We need this stuff outlawed instantly.
Or do not allow any woman with C-D cups to drink anything with Caffeine. All products with caffeine must now carry a disclaimer talking about how it will shrink female breasts.
As for the girls with A & B cups? Meh, They’re already flat.
Makes you wonder how many teenage girls out there guzzling mass quanities of caffeine have been affected.
We learn something new each day. Kinda like Oil is no longer considered a fossil fuel by the scientific community. Something even Nasa has backed up by showing proof on other planets. But the loss of breast size is more important … I dunno if I could live in a world of small chested women…
Boobs = largely fat; caffeine increases energy. I suspect there may be more to this discovery.
good point, girls should have to equal the caffeine they drink with alchohol. they could just drink decaff but the other way would be funnier
I love small breasts
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Caffeine reduces your appetite, burns calories, takes water away from your body. -> boobs shrink. It is far out there but in the long run I can see it can happen, I guess.
I love small breasts too. Hooray for caffeine!
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