Volt to the Rescue of McCain!
On this Election Day even energy drinks are called into action to help those weary from the endless campaigning.
Volt has been sent into energize the McCain Campaign. Here’s what Volt founder Owen Ryan said.
“Alarmed over the reported flagging energies of the McCain presidential campaign, VOLT soft drinks has begun delivering cases of its product to McCain offices in several states. “We’re an underdog brand and even though 54.2% of our employees have already voted for Sen. Barrack Obama, we’ve got to be true to our roots and help the underdog”.
Will this shot of caffeine be enough to keep the McCain Campaigners in the game as they encourage the undecided voters to vote McCain or is it just too late. They sure are working hard though, even Energy Fiend received an email from the McCain Campaign asking us to vote for them.
Too Late, this energy fiend already voted and sorry to say it wasn’t for McCain.
Source: BevNet.com
2 Comments
it would have taken more than a couple cases of a vault rip off to make mccain win with so many poor people voting for obama
Wonder if the employees are pissed… How do they know who their employees voted for?