The 12 Energy Drinks of Christmas
Here is our version of the classic. Come on, you know the tune so sing it loud!
On the first day of Christmas,
my energy fiend sent to me
A Starbucks Grande Coffee.
On the second day of Christmas,
my energy fiend sent to me
Two Von Dutch,
And a Starbucks Grande Coffee.
On the third day of Christmas,
my energy fiend sent to me
Three Relentless,
Two Von Dutch,
And a Starbucks Grande Coffee.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my energy fiend sent to me
Four cans of Nerd,
Three Relentless,
Two Von Dutch,
And a Starbucks Grande Coffee.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my energy fiend sent to me
Five Guru Energy Drinks,
Four cans of Nerd,
Three Relentless,
Two Von Dutch,
And a Starbucks Grande Coffee.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my energy fiend sent to me
Six Liquid Lightning,
Five Guru Energy Drinks,
Four cans of Nerd,
Three Relentless,
Two Von Dutch,
And a Starbucks Grande Coffee.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my energy fiend sent to me
Seven Sobe Citrus,
Six Liquid Lightning,
Five Guru Energy Drinks,
Four cans of Nerd,
Three Relentless,
Two Von Dutch,
And a Starbucks Grande Coffee.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my energy fiend sent to me
Eight mugs of Mocha,
Seven Sobe Citrus,
Six Liquid Lightning,
Five Guru Energy Drinks,
Four cans of Nerd,
Three Relentless,
Two Von Dutch,
And a Starbucks Grande Coffee.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my energy fiend sent to me
Nine Who’s your Daddy,
Eight mugs of Mocha,
Seven Sobe Citrus,
Six Liquid Lightning,
Five Guru Energy Drinks,
Four cans of Nerd,
Three Relentless,
Two Von Dutch,
And a Starbucks Grande Coffee.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my energy fiend sent to me
Ten Rockstar Roasted,
Nine Who’s your Daddy,
Eight mugs of Mocha,
Seven Sobe Citrus,
Six Liquid Lightning,
Five Guru Energy Drinks,
Four cans of Nerd,
Three Relentless,
Two Von Dutch,
And a Starbucks Grande Coffee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my energy fiend sent to me
Eleven Spike Shooters,
Ten Rockstar Roasted,
Nine Who’s your Daddy,
Eight mugs of Mocha,
Seven Sobe Citrus,
Six Liquid Lightning,
Five Guru Energy Drinks,
Four cans of Nerd,
Three Relentless,
Two Von Dutch,
And a Starbucks Grande Coffee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my energy fiend sent to me
Twelve Orange County Choppers,
Eleven Spike Shooters,
Ten Rockstar Roasted,
Nine Who’s your Daddy,
Eight mugs of Mocha,
Seven Sobe Citrus,
Six Liquid Lightning,
Five Guru Energy Drinks,
Four cans of Nerd,
Three Relentless,
Two Von Dutch,
And a Starbucks Grande Coffee!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from Energy Fiend!
6 Comments
wow – that 12th day would make sure I did not make it to the 13th day of Christmas… My crappy math puts me drinking over 14 grams of caffeine on that last day. Of course that would be over 7.8 gallons to drink – but at least it would quench that fruitcake thirst.
On the 13th day of Christmas my Energy Fiend gave to me
a Heart Attack from all the Caffeine! (so worth it though).
[...] 12 Days of Energy Drinks [...]
Lets see now, 73 cups of drip coffee plus one more day of christmas plus me = death!
Aww, you didn’t include Xtazy!
How much caffeine will I get in that 12 days