Go Fast! Energy Gum
Go fast has possibly made the most horrid, evil, nasty, disgusting, snack food I have ever eaten in my entire life – energy drink gum or no. Truly.
I congratulate Go Fast on this achievement, as they managed to completely out do Jolt gum, Mad Croc Chews and countless others as the substance I would least deliberately put into my mouth.
Flavor
This gum is great – as a prank to your friends and enemies, but don’t give it to someone in your car, as they will end up projectile spewing it out of their mouth leaving a big red stain all over your dash – or on whatever it touches. I can not go to enough superlatives to describe the fun horror of these pieces, and would almost recommend to anyone around to purchase some so they can experience this for themselves. It makes your jaws ache, your teeth squeak – and your tongue turn bright yellow.
When you start off – this unwraps to a bright and cheerful yellow gum. Look innocent enough – except for this little sinister red poking out from the side corners of it – a small hint of the evil inside. so you put in a nibble of the gum – and so far so good. The gum base itself is a citrus-lemon flavor – and while not tasty it is by no means bad.
A little more red is peeking out now, leaving a blood veined red sneaking through. With a hesitant lick you taste the red, and your tongue revolts. it is like licking the inside of a multivitamin gel-tab – only about a hundred times stronger.
Ingredients
The gum does not list any ingredients, nutrients, or anything else on the package. You just get the gum, and some instructions on where you can MAIL to receive nutritional info.
Energy
In terms of caffeine , there is about 100mg in every small yellow cube – which is VERY serious. Of course you have to keep it all in your mouth if you want to have the caffeine rush.
You can buy 10 packs – or 50 strong energy drinks worth of this scary stuff for 41 bucks through their website – and may all the caffeine gods show you mercy.
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5 Comments
“Go fast has possibly made the most horrid, evil, nasty, disgusting, snack food I have ever eaten in my entire life”
When you say snack food, what do you mean exactly? There wouldn’t happen to be Go Fast! Bars, would there?
ugh stay alert’s gum was the most horrible thing i ever tried…though if you can keep it in your mouth the kick is prettty good.
i would rather chew 4 mad crocs though XD
Go Fast Gum owner Troy Widgery states his company does $30 million or more. In Fact he has not broke $5 million and has law suits from all over the world.
He treats his employees like crap and does not care about anyone. The gum is a guessing game they add a little crap and take a little away. Crap is Crap!!
Go Fast is a nearly bankrupt company. Owner Troy Widgery is involved in several law suits all over the world as well as in the usa. Don t work with this company or him personally.
Stay Alert gum’s been the absolute and unquestionable leader of the energy gum market for quite a while. I can’t understand how after all these years no company has tried to outperform Stay Alert, it’s just a matter of adding an extra 50-100mg of caffeine to the gum (reaching 150-200 mg per gum), without affecting the mint or cinnamon flavor a bit and for god’s sake the market is yours.
Imagine Stay Alert gum with 200-300 mg per unit, holy shit, there would be no need for any other caffeine product in the diet of many many consumers.