Caffeine Addiction Diagnosis

squirril-addictInterested in knowing how strong a hold energy drinks have on you? Of course you are. Take this quiz to find out!

Do you have compulsions that force you consume an energy drink even though the consequences may outweigh the benefits?



Do standard energy drinks like Monster and Rockstar no longer give you an energy boost?



Do you have a special refrigerator specifically for energy drinks?



Do you choose an energy drink when all you want is a beverage to sip on?



Do you use energy drinks as an excuse to get less sleep?



Has a thought ever crossed your mind about what energy drink would go best with cereal?



Can you walk into a convenience store and say you’ve tried every drink they offer?



Do you purposely cycle through different gas stations in your home town to keep tabs on their cooler content?



Do you save your unfinished energy drinks?



Do friends come to you for your energy drink wisdom?



Do you save your finished energy drink cans?



Have you ever given energy drink advice to a stranger while they’re in a store buying one?



Do you have a prepared argument saved for when people challenge the merit of energy drinks?



Do you have a hard time remembering the last time your favorite soda gave you a buzz?



Do you visit energyfiend.com more than twice a week?



Do you smirk at Red Bull lovers, amused by their compulsion to ignore the other options out there?





Written by Dusty Smith

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Posted in Caffeine, Fun Stuff · July 23rd, 2009

26 Comments

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Brian July 23rd, 2009 10:26 pm

12…that’s it? Well maybe I’m not so bad after all. Then again answering yes to any of those kinda looks bad.

James Perrotta July 24th, 2009 6:40 am

Wannabe
You are the person who brags to their friends about a Mountain Dew-fueled tweak fest Something you may enjoy: a nice early morning jog Something you should avoid: sudden loud noises ‘

Taylor July 24th, 2009 2:22 pm

Beverage Cooler Slave

Your energy drink hobby has transformed into a daily necessity, woopsy daisy Something you may enjoy: Jumping up and down for hours because the caffeine demons are afraid of earthquakes Something you should avoid: Anything that increase your heart rate, like jumping up and down ‘

Evan July 24th, 2009 4:58 pm

I got 10 (not the last one cause I love me some Red Bull). lol I answered yes to almost all of the last ones. Please tell me someone else here keeps their finished cans. I have over 100, but I haven’t gotten around to creating a monument to my addiction with them yet.

Coffee Addict July 24th, 2009 5:20 pm

This isn’t caffeine entirely – just the energy drink category.

Adam July 24th, 2009 8:44 pm

I only keep the cans of hard to find drinks. Does that make me a snob?

Chad July 25th, 2009 1:11 am

Oh yeah I keep ‘em all! Have them semi-arranged in my man cave!

Dusty July 25th, 2009 6:51 am

Yep, I keep all my cans

Gilly July 25th, 2009 8:28 am

Up and Comer – 9/16

Makes sense.. I feel sorta sad, because I love caffeine. But I drink just short of the amount that would cause me withdrawal, so you could say I’m an “intentional” drinker. Although my intentions might not always be worthy. :)

Kara July 26th, 2009 2:36 pm

Funny thing about the cycling through convenience (gas station) stores one… That was how we found Monster Hammer and reviewed it, before it got out online.

Well, actually, Monster Energy hasn’t yet put it on the official site, so it’s still not online.

For those of you who don’t know, Monster Hammer is an espresso shot, made in the Netherlands like Import. We’ve got a review on it, so if you’d like, check that out.

13/16. I keep both cans and their tabs, actually. Separately. That way, when I have doubles of a can, I can throw the can away, but still keep track of what I’ve drank. I have yet to have a mini-fridge for my energy drinks, though I do have a shelf dedicated to the cause.

I do feel sorry for the Red Bull people, though. Those poor, poor souls. :P

/<3

edjunkie July 26th, 2009 3:56 pm

I am at a level your survey does not even go to. I actually thanked the checkout dude when I scored the new Monster Nitrous drinks. I believe I was actually giddy.

Evan July 26th, 2009 6:42 pm

Seriously!?!? There are 5 new Monster flavors I didn’t know about? I have some work to do.

Dusty July 26th, 2009 8:44 pm

Yep, I’m lovin the new Nitrous Monsters!

Hope July 31st, 2009 6:56 pm

this was silly.
i rely on energy drinks everyday and i luuurve them.
but according to this quiz i only have them when im desperate, just because i dont have a special fridge for them (i buy them on the way to work. i put them in the work fridge. i drink them.) theres never anything left to save, cuz i drink them all. and i know what energy drinks are good. i dun give a rats ass about what other people pick up in the store!
Silly quiz man… makes me look like a damn fool :(

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Steeley August 7th, 2009 9:20 pm

ahaha the only reason I dont keep energy drinks in a special cooler is because I dont have one lol. If I had one beieve me theyd be their.

Akan. August 8th, 2009 12:09 am

11

Wolffy September 2nd, 2009 7:04 pm

4 out of 16

Mountain dews still give me a boost. and yes I love them.

Red bull is okay. It works and it’s cheaper than the other, more hardcore energy drinks like Monster or NOS

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...Borgir... October 1st, 2009 2:14 pm

12 0.o god i need atleased 4 monsters a day else i freak out:( monster is my life support\m/

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