Caffeine Addiction Diagnosis

squirril-addictInterested in knowing how strong a hold energy drinks have on you? Of course you are. Take this quiz to find out!

Do you have compulsions that force you consume an energy drink even though the consequences may outweigh the benefits?



Do standard energy drinks like Monster and Rockstar no longer give you an energy boost?



Do you have a special refrigerator specifically for energy drinks?



Do you choose an energy drink when all you want is a beverage to sip on?



Do you use energy drinks as an excuse to get less sleep?



Has a thought ever crossed your mind about what energy drink would go best with cereal?



Can you walk into a convenience store and say you’ve tried every drink they offer?



Do you purposely cycle through different gas stations in your home town to keep tabs on their cooler content?



Do you save your unfinished energy drinks?



Do friends come to you for your energy drink wisdom?



Do you save your finished energy drink cans?



Have you ever given energy drink advice to a stranger while they’re in a store buying one?



Do you have a prepared argument saved for when people challenge the merit of energy drinks?



Do you have a hard time remembering the last time your favorite soda gave you a buzz?



Do you visit energyfiend.com more than twice a week?



Do you smirk at Red Bull lovers, amused by their compulsion to ignore the other options out there?





Written by Dusty Smith

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Posted in Caffeine, Fun Stuff · July 23rd, 2009

26 Comments

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mr.muhhamid October 23rd, 2009 2:01 pm

hobbyist hmm two weeks of nothing but skittles n rockstar has made me immune to appendicidous

scotty of memphis October 24th, 2009 2:59 am

damn i got a 15/16 what i dont have a problem

DJ November 19th, 2009 6:15 am

Congratulations – you have completed Addiction Diagnosis. You scored 0 out of 16. Your performance have been rated as ‘

Daywalker
A balanced breakfast really does give you enough energy to make it through your day. Something you may enjoy: driving through grocery store aisles on a motorized cart. Something you should avoid: techno music, it may be too much excitement’

WOO HOO…

jinx December 14th, 2009 11:02 am

14 of 16 im a addict to energy! crap. thats bad! im too young to be addicted to it!!!!

A.P. January 15th, 2010 8:19 am

i buy full throttle in 24 packs. its my favorite. however, i find that i don’t get as much of a buzz anymore; i’ve grown a strong tolerance to caffeine. i’m always looking for an energy drink that still gives me a rush.

Michelle199 February 3rd, 2010 11:06 am

I got a 15 out of 16 haha…doesn’t surprise me tho. I’m currently sitting in class with a splitting headache from caffeine withdrawl. It sucks :( all I want is the orange rockstar juiced right now!

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