Nixie Tubes: Pixy Stix™ with Attitude!
It’s been awhile, but I remember those great tasting paper straws of sugary goodness.
I think they were like a penny a piece back in my day.
Welcome to the 21st Century! Now a similar product is jacked with caffeine to really put you over the edge. Here is what ThinkGeek says about their new product.
“A simple paper straw filled with sugar and flavor. Without mentioning it by name, it was those things were the cause of some of our best childhood sugar highs. The time has come to update this sweet nostalgia – with caffeine! That’s right, each Nixie Tube is basically sugar, flavor, and caffeine. 100mg per tube, to be precise. That’s more than most energy drinks! And why does this product need to exist? Because the child inside us all screams for it, while the adult outside us all desperately desires the caffeine. You can wake up your inner child and outer adult all with one candy. Yum!”
OK, now that your mouth is watering, head on over to ThinkGeek and order yourself a couple thousand! Too bad they’re not a penny a piece though.
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Hey… how did you know my mouth was watering?
serving size: 8g
sugars: 26g
wut
yeah, we thought the same thing..obviously a mistake somewhere….
[...] Nixie Tubes, Pixxy Sticks of Caffeinated Doom [...]
What happens when you snort it?
I’m almost spazzing out from excitement.
We may possibly use that in an energy drink mix, not too far from now… Sounds like fun, don’t it?
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oh god I think I’m gonna buy like 50.
mmmmmmmmmm NomNomNom! *weeeeeeeee* xx