Mini Chill Relaxtion Shot Review
Somebody help me, I seem to have lost my way.
Nothing makes sense, I’m confused, and I’m cold. So very, very cold.
It’s like I’ve stumbled into an alternate dimension. Inside my latest energy drink shipment was a collection of shots with all sorts of confusing words on them. Words like relaxation, chill, and stress relief.
I took the shots out of their box like a Cro-Magnon handling a potato peeler for the first time. I fumbled them around, shook them close to my ear, assessed their structural integrity with a stick, and quickly threw them across the room out of a sudden realized fear spawned by severe misunderstanding.
I eventually warmed up to the purpose and intentions of the Mini Chill shots. Do they succeed in legitimizing the alternate energy drink dimension?
Taste
With Mini Chill Shots, your taste buds have to wade through a dense thicket of fuzzy overtones to figure out what’s really behind the curtain. Blueberry (maybe) seems to exist in the taste profile, but seriously, there’s something masking the taste that is downright fuzzy. There’s no better way to put it in my own mind. All in all, though, these shots don’t offend the least bit.
Ingredients
You know a product’s good when its single primary ingredient has a trade mark symbol after it. Right? Mini Chill shots run on Relarian™, a proprietary blend of Valerian Root 4:1 extract, GABA, L-Theanine, and 5-HTP.
Effect
After downing at least 5 of these shots, I’m still lost. Did they chill me out? One time I think I yawned at a slightly higher frequency. Did they improve my mood? Don’t think so. My baseline mood, however, has always been joyously close to the positive end of the scale. Did they improve my focus? I always find it hard to think back and answer that question. Maybe it was because I was too focused on something to have a recollection? Or maybe Mini Chill didn’t work at all?
Maybe you’re getting the picture here. Maybe I’m using too many maybes. I’m just clueless as to what these shots have brought to the table for me. Utterly clueless.
Verdict
To sum Mini Chill shots all up, I’ve got two sentences that I ask you to meld in whatever fashion you see fit: These shots don’t work. Results may vary.
Reviewed by Dusty Smith
3 Comments
Minichill works for me. Maybe its not for everyone?
I always feel better when I have more energy… idk why anybody would want a relaxation drink other than booze or sleeping pills.
Oh my dear sweet fuzzy goodness where is this market going O_o