Sin Vitality (Energy) Drink: Drink in the Devil
Now you can drink the 7 deadly sins instead of actually doing them.
Sin Vitality Drinks are launching this weekend at Halloween Parties throughout Hoboken. They promise it will be a night where “Sin takes over”.
Sin Drinks are made by Next Generation Beverages and they have committed the Sins of Greed, Envy, and Lust now, but plan to commit Wrath, Pride, Gluttony, and Sloth soon.
I’m not sure what the marketing dept. is shooting for with these sinful indulgences? Are they trying to appeal to people’s dark side, thinking that people will want to drink these because it will make them feel like a bad ass? Or are they hoping the fundamental Christians will spot these drinks as a threat to everything Christian and cause a ruckus which equals free press?
Not sure, but this has worked before with products like Harry Potter and The Da Vinci Code. Instead of Christians destroying brands like they hope, they end up propelling them to success with all the free promotion.
In any event, the drink will have to be more than novel to survive in this market so we’ll try to get our hands on some and see how they actually taste. I will, however, have them sent to Dusty because I don’t want my soul to be compromised by induldging in Sin Vitality Drinks!
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LOL Just kidding Dusty. Hard to pass that one up
i have no soul, send them to me!
I got a can already; I know the man who designed/created the drink. I have to say, I think it might do pretty good. First of all, I got Greed, and I’m going to try to get the other available flavors. It tastes more like a soda than an energy drink, which is good in my opinion, considering how nasty most energy drinks taste. I just finished my can, and I’m wishing I had more; you will NOT regret trying this, I promise you. (:
Now that looks yummy. I do hope they release this in the US. I have a craving to try “Wrath”.
Hoboken, NJ so you’re in luck!
Good call because Dusty has no Soul ha ha ha ha ha