Top 10 Energy Drink Dangers
The dangers of energy drinks abound.
In fact, I’m not sure how any you energy fiends have survived this long drinking such a dangerous substance.
Here are our top 10 energy drink dangers just because we care.
- You buy a huge can of Rockstar to help you stay awake during a road trip, then you get caught in a traffic jam, nature calls……
- While in that traffic jam, with a bladder that’s about to burst, you decide to use the can as a port-o-pot…ouch that hole is small and sharp!
- Attempting to crush the energy drink can on your head, you give yourself a concussion.
- While trying to get the last energizing drops from your Venom, with your head cocked way back, you run over a furry woodland creature.
- You thought it would be cool to shake Nitrous Monster first and when you open it, the NOS causes the cap to put your eye out.
- You think Red Bull really does give you wings and you jump off of a building after drinking one.
- While using the empty Amp cans for target practice you shoot your buddy’s ear off. (Note: This can be prevented by placing the can on a fence post and not your friend’s head…)
- You hug your grandma with a V pocket rocket actually in your front pocket, she slaps you and removes you from her will.
- You actually try to sniff Cocaine and drown.
- You think by drinking Crunk you can actually hang out on the streets of South Los Angeles.
If we save just one life with this list, it will be worth it! If you have any additional energy drink dangers, add them in the comments below.
8 Comments
#8 made me literally lol.
#11 after using the Relentless can as a port-a-pot, the traffic starts moving again, so you wedge it in the cupholder for later disposal. An hour later you’re thirsty, and forgetful.
love 9 and 10.. haha
good idea! i’ll tell her it was a v pocket rocket.
12. You ignore all health warnings about energy drinks everywhere and add it to your diet in large quantities assuming that B vitamins should do you some good. You die 3 weeks later.
i love energy drinks:)
i drink them all the time and you all are stupid..especially dusty and gilly and chronoscon your thing wasnt funny at all..i’m drinking energy drink right now and i’m not dead stupid.
You get targeted by uneducated, overzealous activists with a false sense of purpose for partaking in a deadly habit