Caffeinated Condoms, Really?

caffeinated-condomsJust when I thought I’ve heard of everything, wham!, a new caffeinated product hits the market.

This time it’s the condom that gets a fresh hit of caffeine. I know you’re thinking this is a joke, but I assure you it’s true. Swedish company Pharmacia Latex Aktiebolaget has developed a condom that contains caffeine in the lubricant.

They are marketing their new condoms as a way to keep the guy awake after sex and maybe even encourage another go instead of rolling over and falling asleep. The maker recommends that the guy puts the condom on during foreplay so the caffeine has time to absorb through the guy’s skin, especially for all you “fast Feddies” out there.

So in addition to your caffeinated lotion, your caffeinated sunscreen, your caffeinated soap, and your caffeinated shampoo, you can now keep a handy supply of caffeinated condoms in your arsenal. If you use them along with NeuroGasm, well, this blog is PG rated so you’ll just have to imagine what could happen.

Caffeinated Condoms will be availableĀ in North America in a few months.

Source: Flash News

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Posted in Caffeinated Products · December 30th, 2009

6 Comments

Dusty December 31st, 2009 8:58 pm

I believe one of our readers called this one a while back… forget who it was and where it was commented, though

Simon January 6th, 2010 5:07 pm

Wierd i haven’t heard of it, and i live in sweden :P

Coaster January 10th, 2010 8:54 pm

Soo…if it’s in the lubricant, then it isn’t to keep him awake long enough to finish the job, it’s to keep her from passing out from boredom. Really, if a person needs to caffinate the girl to keep her interested….

Dusty January 12th, 2010 12:05 pm

Yep, there it was. Good call, Nick!!

ROB BARTOSH January 13th, 2010 9:58 am

Jeez,U might as well have a bag of cocaine swinging from your balls if your going 2 go threw all that trouble!

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