You Know You’re a Caffeine Addict When…..
You get stabbed with a five inch knife and with it still stuck in your chest you walk into a restaurant and order a coffee before the ambulance arrives!
You laugh, but this is a true story. In Warren, Michigan a man was robbed and then stabbed in the chest. After he was stabbed, he walked a 1/2 mile to the restaurant and called 911 on the pay phone outside the restaurant. He told the operator that he would be inside having a coffee because it was cold outside.
The restaurant staff said he was as calm as can be when he ordered his coffee and I’m sure they were a bit shocked to see a man standing at the counter with a knife sticking out of his chest.
I guess he figured he needed his caffeine because ER waiting rooms can be a bitch.
Source: AP
4 Comments
lmao, this is close to me! probly sumthing i would do- the guy being stabbed and going to drink coffee. not actually stabbing him, i wouldnt do that
It’d be funny if he was complaining about the line, worried that he wouldn’t get coffee in time.
What if the coffee came out of his knife wound once he drank it?
I have to say, I laughed out loud at that last line. Thanks for making my day. Hahaha