Flirt Energy Drink Review
Joining the infamous girly energy drink club currently occupied by the likes of Pink Energy and Rip-It Chic, we have Flirt Energy Drink (for the love of God, have your speakers turned off if you click that link).
It shall be my pleasure to temporarily breach my fragile male pride and tell you about this ambitious newcomer.
Taste
I must be going crazy. Every time I drink Flirt I’m rudely greeted with a different experience. Sometimes it tastes like vanilla cake. Next time it’s meringue (the white stuff on lemon meringue pie). The next time, it’s citrus something-or-other. On top of it all, often times these tastes all piggyback on each other in one swallow. It’s impossible to tell what Flirt is supposed to taste like. It’s entirely possible, though, to realize after a few swallows that drinking Flirt is not a pleasurable experience.
Ingredients
While caffeine content of Flirt is buried in a BS blend, B vitamin values check in as follows: 200% B2, 100% B9, 200% B6, and 200% B12. There also looks to be some Gingko Biloba, Hoodia, and DHA.
Effect
Sure, it works. Just don’t expect a manly energy boost, which is obviously beneficial to the drink. Expect more of a light-hearted boost, kind of like drinking a can and a half of Red Bull.
Verdict
In the end, this Flirt Energy Drink delivers an awkward experience akin to an undesired stranger flirting with you. Flirt takes you off guard, forces you to quietly devise ways to smoothly escape the interaction, and leaves you with a lasting confusion over what just happened.
Reviewed by Dusty Smith
