Big Cock Energy Drink: No, This Isn’t a Joke!

Are you looking for a drink that’s “Hard to Beat” or maybe one that will “Arouse Your Tastebuds”?

Well then, straight from the lands down under comes Big Cock Energy Drink.

Yes, this drink is for real and yes, I did feel slightly dirty while drinking it, but it’s all for the good of the cause!

Big Cock is the latest drink to be marketed to Australia and New Zealand, but isn’t really “new” in that it is just rebranding of the drink formerly known as “Hemp”.  Clever marketing, I must say and the owner of the dairy said Big Cock is flying of the shelves as customers can’t wait to get their hands on a Big Cock.

One the can it says,

“Big Cock is passionately formulated to arouse you into a heightened state of Stimulation”.

Well let’s see if it “measures up”…gee the puns are endless with this one……

Taste

This is a mystery to me as I couldn’t quite place the taste or flavors. Sort of like Red Bull, but not, so I would have to label it as a pretty generic taste with the energy ingredients’ taste not masked very well at all.

Ingredients

Nothing pokes out here either, just your standard ingredients at standard levels with the max NZ and AU caffeine content of 140.8mg/440ml. You would think they would have added at least a dab of testosterone to help the drink live up to all the can’s promises…..

Effect

I had my Big Cock mid-afternoon before my hike up Mount Maunganui. I noticed a slight increase in my energy and stamina, but it didn’t give me the “solid energy thrust” that the can promised.

Verdict

Overall, this is a pretty average drink as energy drinks go, but the novelty and humor of the drink is truly clever. The jokes are endless and I see this drink being bought for that reason alone. So if you want a drink that will make you laugh and make your friends laugh when you show them your Big Cock, this drink is for you.