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Caffeine Addiction Diagnosis

squirril-addictInterested in knowing how strong a hold energy drinks have on you? Of course you are. Take this quiz to find out!

Do you have compulsions that force you consume an energy drink even though the consequences may outweigh the benefits?



Do standard energy drinks like Monster and Rockstar no longer give you an energy boost?



Do you have a special refrigerator specifically for energy drinks?



Do you choose an energy drink when all you want is a beverage to sip on?



Do you use energy drinks as an excuse to get less sleep?



Has a thought ever crossed your mind about what energy drink would go best with cereal?



Can you walk into a convenience store and say you’ve tried every drink they offer?



Do you purposely cycle through different gas stations in your home town to keep tabs on their cooler content?



Do you save your unfinished energy drinks?



Do friends come to you for your energy drink wisdom?



Do you save your finished energy drink cans?



Have you ever given energy drink advice to a stranger while they’re in a store buying one?



Do you have a prepared argument saved for when people challenge the merit of energy drinks?



Do you have a hard time remembering the last time your favorite soda gave you a buzz?



Do you visit energyfiend.com more than twice a week?



Do you smirk at Red Bull lovers, amused by their compulsion to ignore the other options out there?





Written by Dusty Smith

57 Comments

  • mr.muhhamid
    10/23/09

    hobbyist hmm two weeks of nothing but skittles n rockstar has made me immune to appendicidous

  • scotty of memphis
    10/24/09

    damn i got a 15/16 what i dont have a problem

  • DJ
    11/19/09

    Congratulations – you have completed Addiction Diagnosis. You scored 0 out of 16. Your performance have been rated as ‘

    Daywalker
    A balanced breakfast really does give you enough energy to make it through your day. Something you may enjoy: driving through grocery store aisles on a motorized cart. Something you should avoid: techno music, it may be too much excitement’

    WOO HOO…

  • jinx
    12/14/09

    14 of 16 im a addict to energy! crap. thats bad! im too young to be addicted to it!!!!

  • A.P.
    1/15/10

    i buy full throttle in 24 packs. its my favorite. however, i find that i don’t get as much of a buzz anymore; i’ve grown a strong tolerance to caffeine. i’m always looking for an energy drink that still gives me a rush.

  • Michelle199
    2/3/10

    I got a 15 out of 16 haha…doesn’t surprise me tho. I’m currently sitting in class with a splitting headache from caffeine withdrawl. It sucks :( all I want is the orange rockstar juiced right now!

  • eric
    4/21/10

    9 out of 16. Always have rockstar zero carb or nos. I’m cheap so ill get what’s on sale and has the most caffeine! Don’t mind the shots but get more boost from cans. Sadly I have given advise on energy drinks in the gas station. I do go to this site for reviews. I tried the new rockstar recovery and cola due to the reviews. Both were pretty good. Good to know there a junkies like me lol.

  • ted
    4/21/10

    yes Eric, you certainly aren’t alone!

  • Kate
    4/28/10

    Well they need to add another question… Do you get upset when youre score is not high enough on the addiction quiz? haha i did!

  • rottboy3
    5/24/10

    how about this for an additional question-if you are a man would you use slimquick energy for women-there is nothing woman specific in this stuff has caffeine taurine gingseng plus what is probably useful stuff-am guessing each 2 oz bottle has a grain (60mg) of caffeine which is considered a good human dose-cant get what the caffeine content is from the internet=anybody know-i like the stuff

  • CJ
    9/14/10

    10/16

    looks like ill never stop lmao

  • Ben striker
    12/1/10

    WHAT A BUNCH OF REDNECKS, DRINKING THAT SHIT, PLEASE, KEEP THE CAN? O COMMON WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM? IDAHO?

  • Bennett Alan Weinberg
    1/9/11

    We learned in writing The World of Caffeine, the leading book about caffeine’s history and effects, that caffeine is not properly called “an addictive drug.” This description should be reserved for drugs like heroin and cocaine. Caffeine does create a metabolic dependence, but does not destroy people’s lives the way truly addictive drugs can and do. Check out our book for the whole story!

  • Taylor
    2/2/11

    i got a full 16/16.

    its that bad apparently.

  • J
    2/12/11

    10/16 Competent

  • freddie
    3/2/11

    I don’t drink energy drinks. I drink DIET PEPSI obout 6-pack or more aday.

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