Death by Penguin Mints

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idle type : distracting your brains out August 25th, 2005 11:24 am

[...] Death By Caffeine: “How much of your favorite caffeinated drink would it take to kill you? Take this quick test and find out. If you like this, be sure to check out the Death by Penguin Mints calculator, where you can find out how many mints or chocolate bars it will take to put you down!” RSS feed for comments on this post. idle type is © under a Creative Commons license. Theme courtesy Theron Parlin. Syndicate entries using RSS and Comments (RSS). This site contains valid XHTML and CSS. Powered by WordPress 1.5.2. [...]

paul schomdelmayer August 26th, 2005 12:39 pm

how about death by potato chips?? cool website eye opener!

Mary August 27th, 2005 11:05 am

Wow…I’ve been holding back…..pass the Kisses!!

vinnie August 27th, 2005 4:46 pm

Hershey bars taste like sick anyway one was enough for me

Joe Carmello August 27th, 2005 8:36 pm

Hey! love the website AIM me at TR66Vash

Keats1 September 1st, 2005 12:55 pm

Cool site. One suggestion: add caffeine pills (vivarin being the most well known brand) at 200mg each. Probably the most useful statistic to have, since you really could pretty easily kill yourself via caffeine pills!

Mike D September 7th, 2005 11:25 am

Do some fact finding to see how much of many types of drugs will kill you. Legal and illegal drugs. Smoke all the weed you want because it is just not toxic enough to kill people yet excess caffine, niccotine, and alcohol will kill a person dead but those drugs are legal. Does this seem logical to anyone?

Bert Richter September 8th, 2005 1:20 am

…so you gotta enlist germanys number 1 coffee,”Jacobs”(Kroenung!!!)…that one contains caffeine…bert/oldenburg

Cait September 11th, 2005 7:35 am

380.25 cups of starbucks short’s… gah. I think I’ll go right now! Mwahahhaa

Designadrug September 13th, 2005 10:59 pm

What’s the metabolic half-life of caffeine? I.e. would the body metabolise the caffeine fast enough to prevent the lethal dose from being achieved?
With the mints, the same is true…but at what point would the sugar overload the endocrine system and cause a diabetic coma? Before or after Death By Caffeine?

Bloody cool site though :)

gfdgwtgujtwh September 14th, 2005 3:38 pm

wow………….

Evil Monkey September 15th, 2005 6:10 pm

Designadrug: The metabolic half-life is 5 hours give or take. Plus, caffeine “toxicity” is like a lot of drugs: the more you do, the more you can handle without adverse effects.

I think I answered it in a previous article, but you could almost never get enough caffeine from a soft drink to kill yourself. The liquid volume would dilute your body’s salts, or the phosphoric acid would eat your insides, or you might rupture something with that much liquid, or the sugars would overload your body’s ability to process them… there’s lots of ways your body ensures you never get to that point :). The caffeine pills are much more dangerous in that you could get a lethal dose from them– so dont play around with those. Look at the EROWID caffeine archives (search for it on google) for some bad stories involving pills.

Nate Jensen September 23rd, 2005 11:59 pm

” Do some fact finding to see how much of many types of drugs will kill you. Legal and illegal drugs. Smoke all the weed you want because it is just not toxic enough to kill people yet excess caffine, niccotine, and alcohol will kill a person dead but those drugs are legal. Does this seem logical to anyone? ”

Weed has a different effect on your brain than Caffeine, Nicotine, or Alcohol.

pi September 28th, 2005 9:48 pm

i’m not taking any. i want to live longer.

fear the bunny October 3rd, 2005 5:04 pm

how do u find this stuff out? I

[...] Death By Penguin Mints I got: It would take 682.50 Hershey’s Kisses to put you down [...]

Mt. DooDah October 28th, 2005 8:51 am

This is totally f&%ked up! I love it!

-bd
(Only 279 Mt. Dews to go!)

JB November 5th, 2005 6:20 pm

“If you eat 2,131.59 Kit Kat Bars, you’ll be pushing up daisies”

if i started with 85Kg, by the time i ate the 2131th bar i would wheight roughly 20KG more, and then i could probably eat more too ;)

[...] I was just doing my regular round’s of blog reading when I came upon a local lady’s latest post that I found to be rather interesting! quite an odd website if anything Death by penguin mints I checked it out myself and according to this site it would take 484.35 Hershey’s Special Dark bars to end my life. [...]

Juyeon November 7th, 2005 2:45 am

wow~ I didn’t know about this yet.
But,I won’t eat 6,921.41 Hershey’s Kisses.^ ^

Bill Williams November 7th, 2005 6:52 am

hmmmm…..Dexatrim seems to be the way to do it….
well off to the great beyond..
thanks for the advice

Cardul November 8th, 2005 8:41 am

OK..you need to add andes mints to the list! Darn it..how can I find ut how many of my favourite mint will kill me if it is not on the list!

Also, you should, for Death by Caffeine, so some research into the australian sodas called ‘Red Eye’…just to be internationally friendly, and because I know I would want to know if I ever went to Australia how many would kill me!

stick November 9th, 2005 1:43 am

the question is, how many penguins would it take to kill you?

john November 9th, 2005 3:04 am

mmmm,Chocolate

-Homer Simpson

Pete November 9th, 2005 2:24 pm

How about adding Cote d’Or Sensations Brut? I have the 86% Cacao 100g bar right here.

Joe November 9th, 2005 3:52 pm

Only 242 pieces of Jolt Gum to kill me?

I eat 20 a night and don’t have a problem falling asleep at night.

Isabela November 10th, 2005 7:51 am

I am so sorry to dispoint you but there´s nothing serious about this site…nothing scientific to be more clear. How can you tell these kind of infos based only on the volume of cafeine consumed.
Have anyone thought about type of caffeine for example, or even that before dying of eating that much of chocolate/day you would firts feel sick and throw up, that means our own body rejects.
I guess who published this site would do much better if writting about having Kyoto protocol signed by USA, or do you think that hurricanes and all that it´s just a matter of bad luck?

Evil Monkey November 10th, 2005 11:13 am

Isabela: Here comes the Clue Train (choo choo!), last stop: You.

There is something scientific about this. The amount of caffeine that causes death in people is a relatively well-established range. This calculator takes that well-established, scientific range, applies your body weight to it (since, of course, caffeine toxicity is relative to mass), and comes up with a number. That number represents how many grams of caffeine it would take to put you in the LD_50 category. It then takes the number of grams, figures out how many chocolate bars or sodas it would take to make that much caffeine, and spits out that number.

It’s as scientific as the study I got my LD_50 from, which was an academia research paper.

I’ve already covered in an earlier post that yes, it’s almost impossible to consume enough caffeine to die of caffeine poisoning. With chocolate, you’ll likely go into insulin shock, or simply won’t have the stomach capacity to eat it all. In addition, it takes time to digest, so the half-life (another sciency word) of caffeine would become a factor. With liquids, again, insulin shock, electrolyte dilution, damage from citric acid, etc.

This site is supposed to be fun. Were you always the girl that would tell other girls to stop playing with barbies because they aren’t realistic and promote a bad self-image? Tell boys to stop playing cowboys and indians because it’s offensive? Use the phrase “custodial engineer” instead of janitor? What a killjoy.

[...] Update: Public Health Alert! DO NOT EAT THAT 2,560th KIT KAT BAR! How many times have when been so close to death? ::: heavy sigh ::: [...]

Robin November 15th, 2005 11:46 am

So funny, had my co-workers and I rolling, Thanks!

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Fongboy November 16th, 2005 1:32 am

oops… sorry about that… didn’t know my site had that trackback (or whatever it’s called) thing turned on

mia_monster November 16th, 2005 1:27 pm

wow…………I dident know that I could die from my fav energy drink……thats prity funny lol…
peace ppl

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