Death by Penguin Mints
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Thank you for a great site. I am doing a paper supporting the addition of caffeine dependence and abuse to the DSM. This has given me a great introduction. 
break me off a peice of that kit kat bar.
@ 170 lbs.
If you eat 11,602.50 Hershey’s Kisses, you’ll be pushing up daisies.
*pass the Kisses*
[...] This is an interesting little tool that is sure to entertain. “Death by Caffeine” is a little calculator that’ll find out how many servings of a certain caffeinated product it will take to kill you. You know…..it’s always valuable info to know when to cut off the consumption of such. Now for me it would take 106.66 cups of brewed coffee to kill me. Hmm….interesting. And there is also a “Death By Penguin Mints” calc that will test you on your mint and chocolate intake before death. As for the Bawls Mints I reviewed that is 2,293 mints. Death by Caffeine or Death By Penguin Mints No Comments so far Leave a comment RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI Leave a comment Line and paragraph breaks automatic, e-mail address never displayed, HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong> [...]
How about Excedrin?
321 coke might kill me but no amount of caffeine on earth could kill chuck noris because he would defeat it with his kung fou action.
What I would like to know is how do you know exactly how much cafiene it would take to put somebody “down”.So if there are people out there that are actually figuring there weight ratio x caffiene (chocolate)then they quite possibly need to get a life.
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The fact that you would die from water poisoning, long before the caffeine, makes this seam rather pointless.
Dear Lord that’s a heckovalotta Hershey’s to kill me…
I think Syed is like, 10 or something…dude, you’re right. I’m 15 but it’d take more than a couple of bags of fun-size snacks to kill me…then again, I suppose they still wouldn’t equal anywhere near 970 er something Hershey’s bars…it really takes that much to kill me? I’d of died of chewing before then.
o….one last thing. If you want to commit suicide, whilst simultaneously having a sugar high, breaking a world record, getting a headache, getting a stomach ache, probably hurling quite a bit (I probably would not want to know how much of THAT I would have), eating candy, gaining some serious weight, and getting on some sort of news show, then THIS is just the thing for you!
…hmmmmm…..better start eating them kisses before I hope to die anytime soon (just joking)…yum….just 9,555 more to go before I die. Wait….how about you do this sorta stuff but with bigmacs and things like that? That’d be pretty darn cool….but I guess those aren’t really “energy” foods, per say.
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hahahahaha! metbolic half life. u guys are NURDS! jk but seriously get a hobby 
and besides! i ate 8990 kisses and… im…… not…de—-X(
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