If Celebrities Were Energy Drinks…
Have you ever wondered which energy drink best describes you?
With all the crazy names and graphics out there, surely there’s one that fits your looks or persona.
Well, Energy Fiend has matched up some popular celebrities with the energy drink that best describes them.
Britney Spears and Bawls


Steve Tyler and Howling Monkey
Lindsay Lohan and Cocaine


Randy Jackson and Atomic Dogg


Tom Cruise and Spaz Juice
Michael Jackson and Monster


Barack Obama and Rockstar
Richard Simmons and Redline Princess


Paris Hilton and HYPE


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Last Modified: June 7, 2009









I give energy drinks to the kids at school. It is job security because I am the head of the time out room at school.
funny~~~
I laughed so hard at this page, they’re all so true!
On an unrelated note, Osama Obama is a great name for a rock band.