Mozart: Chocolate Energy Drink

They’re calling it the “World’s First Chocolate Energy Drink“. They’re also branding it with the world’s worst pun: “A symphony of flavors”. Mozart… symphony… not quit sure how that relates to caffeine and inositol. But hey, this is the energy drink market. All the good names already got taken.

Mozart comes in an 8.4 ounce can and includes the mystical proprietary energy blend (L-Carnitine, Sucrose, Caffeine, Guarana, Green Tea, Inositol, Glucoronolactone).

But wait, that’s not all. They’ve thrown in all sorts of weird and wonderful ingredients: Coenzyme Q10, Oat Beta Glucan, MSM, and Mucilaginous-Poly-Saccharides).

About that last one. Apparently it is from Aloe Vera leaves. Mucilage is the gummy stuff inside the leaves. Interesting.

The Chocolate
Enough about mucilage. What about the chocolate? It’s actually “NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL CHOCOLATE FLAVOR”. Which means nothing to us really. Something they managed to cook-up in the lab I guess.

Chocolate flavor. Caffeine. Classical musical prodigy from the 18th Century.

I still don’t see the connection.