Nuvo-E: Mountain Tea Based Energy
Last week I found my mind adrift. Aloof in a vast, prodigious dimension far away from planet Earth. I needed to find my way back home to 126 Sanity Lane, where my brain resides (I guess that must be in Oxymoron County eh?).
Along my unguided travels I came across Nuvo-E and their unique Mountain Tea energy products. Given the choice of packet mix or pill form, I went with the packet mix. After watching The Matrix, unidentified pills worry me. I’m just not ready yet to uncork my true, prophesied awesomeness. I mixed the packet with a glass of water, and gulped down the concoction with hopes of a better day.
This stuff is loaded with Mountain Tea, which seems to be a uniquely promising new ingredient in the energy product industry. So I finished my swallows, planted my feet, and prepared myself for a trip home.
As the afterburners clicked on and I started my descent through the atmosphere, things started heating up. More than they should have. I’ve made a clerical error in my angle of attack, I’m going to burn up in the atmosphere.
It started at my nose. Burning. Tingling. Cheeks, forehead. Neck, scalp, they’re burning. As my lips began to swell and my arms and chest joined in on the party, a voice came over the intercom: “Welcome back to reality, sir. Did you enjoy your trip?” “No,” I said. “Get me the hell out of here!”
Yes, readers, I had an allergic reaction to Nuvo-E. After some research, it turns out my body doesn’t play nice with ephedrine, which Mountain Tea has in substantial amounts. 30 minutes, 2 Benadryls, and 6 cold compresses later, the reaction had subsided. Along with the Mountain Tea, Nuvo-E contains undisclosed amounts of guarana, taurine, green tea, and L-Arginine, and ginseng.
So what can I say here about this product? I’ll say this: I’m an isolated incident, and by no means intend to convey this product as harmful. In fact, I let my friends sample the product and none of them had issues.
They all took a reserved liking to the products. They’re not ecstatic about what Nuvo-E brings to the table, but made a point to tell me that the stuff works. 2-4 pills do a superb job of dialing in focus and clarity, while the drink mix tastes satisfactory with mild, healthy energy boosts. I can confirm the taste, but didn’t feel much energy at all from the one packet I tried, a result that was extremely skewed due to… let’s say egregious circumstances.
So Nuvo-E, I’m sorry I couldn’t give a more in depth review of your promising Mountain Tea product. I swear I didn’t mean to have a reaction to it. Readers, if you’re interested in a new way to get an energy boost on the go or in burning a few extra calories while working out, give Nuvo-E a look-see. Just don’t let me scare you off!
Reviewed by Dusty Smith
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Dusty, I’m glad you’re ok.
That being said, I’m also glad this happened to you, a person in the energy product arena. When isolated incidents like this happen to stupid kids and unsuspecting consumers, it’s fuel for the propaganda-fire against energy products. But all that loses its might when the bad reactions are happening to the people that are for it!
Wow that’s a great point you brought up!
Dusty,
Thanks for taking us on your amazing ride with Nuvo-E. Sorry about your allergies but for the rest of us that can take it (in our sample of over 500 subjects, no one had your kind of reaction), given the sea of fakes out there, Nuvo-E is the REAL DEAL.
Nuvo-E is a natural energy product that is designed to take you on a 5 hour ride. A ride that gives you the get-up-and-go buzz, which sends you into a euphoric haze, and causes you to feel that warm and fuzzy feeling inside, all while allowing your mind to remain clear, focused, and alert. For all those caffeine junkies out there looking to experience something beyond their routine Red Bull or coffee, try Nuvo-E for size.
We are the leaders in caffeine content, with 500 mg Guarana, (the most potent source of caffeine) add Taurine, Green Tea Extract, and most importantly our Mountain Desert Tea and you get one potent all natural boost (some call it a “HIGH”).
So next time you readers feel like taking a trip to the moon and back, fuel your jet pack with Nuvo-E and let it give you that extra kick in the ass you’ve been looking for!
Well I always like to hear a new ephedrine product is on the market…. However if “Mountain Desert Tea” contains ephedrine it is Illegal, and considered “adulterated”
http://www.fda.gov/Food/GuidanceComplianceRegulatoryInformation/GuidanceDocuments/DietarySupplements/ucm072997.htm
Unfortunately the word ephedra has gotten a bad wrap in the last couple of years. The Market needs a little education;
The FDA has prohibited the sale of dietary supplement containing ephedrine alkaloids ( also known as ma-huang, Chinese ephedra). Some species in the Ephedra genus have no alkaloids content and thus are not dangerous nor banned.
Mountain Desert Tea grows in the U.S. It does not contain ephedra alkaloids…..But it kicks ass.
What is the active chemical in Mountain Desert Tea? Like Caffeine is the active chemical in Coffee and in standard Tea. So for mountain desert tea to have a stimulant effect it Must have an active Chemical.
It’s a legal form of ephedra I believe….
I had a allergic reaction to the power drink, My neck, nose, eyes, arms and lips got red, itchy, hot and swollen..2 Benadryl took care of it, after about 20 minutes.