Rockstar Punched Guava Energy Drink Aussified
News Flash! We in the Southern Hemisphere have been cheated!
I was stoked to see Rockstar Punched Guava in New Zealand stores because of the great review Dusty gave it a little while ago.
However, upon closer examination I discovered that it has a different formulation and not in the good way.
The can did create quite a bit of attention as I was…
...more » Nov2Pussy Energy Drink: Rated PG
When I got this I was so excited. This is an energy drink that for me is almost as amazing as ERECTUS, (another British energy drink that once I find I will be reviewing as well).
In its own right it’s classed as an exclusive energy drink, one that you find in some of the top end clubs in London like…
...more » Oct29Caffeinated Magic Brownies: Can We All Say Yum!
Nothin says lovin like fresh hot brownies from the oven, right?
Well, nothin says all night lovin like hot Caffeinated “Magic” Brownie Mix from ThinkGeek!
Yes, just when you thought life couldn’t get any more energized, wham! caffeinated brownies are born. This product is sure to give Betty Crocker a marathon for her money with rich chocolate, ground up coffee beans, guarana, and pure…
...more » Oct28Reed’s Natural Energy Elixir
Fact: Reed’s Natural Energy Elixir is one of the most offensive drinks I’ve ever reviewed for this site, and I urge you to avoid it at all costs.
Sorry Reed, lucid honesty is priority #1 on this site. Let me elaborate:
Taste
You know that face that your mother demanded you stop, with shady threats of it getting stuck that way? This drink…
...more » Oct27Energy Drink Conditional Love
Hi there, I’m Dusty your reviewer. You may not know me in real life, but I assure you, I’m a nice guy.
I don’t take forever making my decision in the drive-though line. I turn off my Bluetooth headset’s blinking light in the movie theater. I even say hi back to the WalMart greeters, knowing they couldn’t care less about my…
...more » Oct26Sin Vitality (Energy) Drink: Drink in the Devil
Now you can drink the 7 deadly sins instead of actually doing them.
Sin Vitality Drinks are launching this weekend at Halloween Parties throughout Hoboken. They promise it will be a night where “Sin takes over”.
Sin Drinks are made by Next Generation Beverages and they have committed the Sins of Greed, Envy, and Lust now, but plan to commit Wrath, Pride, Gluttony,…
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