Perky Jerky: Guarana Laced Meat
You’ve got to give immediate love and respect to a product with a name like Perky Jerky.
That’s one of the most enjoyable rhymes I’ve heard since “funky monkey” from the Beastie Boys song, “Brass Monkey.” More thought was certainly put into the name of Perky Jerky than their competitor: Alien Energy Jerky.
Naming is a fraction of the battle, though. Who’s…
...more » Oct20Energy Drink Effects Proven False?
In a landmark study, it was concluded that Monster Energy Drinks have the same effects as Sprite.
Now before you riot, please consider the following……..
This study was a twelve year old’s science fair project, however, it did get published in the Annals of Emergency Medicine. In his study he used Monster Energy drink and Sprite to see if there was any…
...more » Oct19D-Mix: Pump Yourself to Energy Euphoria?
So I get this package from D-mix Energy.
I eagerly open it and begin reading through all their literature and whatnot and am being blown away by what I’m reading.
First, an energy pump? Hmmm sounds exciting… then I see it has a 400g energy blend, 50,000% vitamin B12, that’s not a misprint, I did say 50,000%, and 23 exotic fruits and…
...more » Oct18Mini Chill Relaxtion Shot Review
Somebody help me, I seem to have lost my way.
Nothing makes sense, I’m confused, and I’m cold. So very, very cold.
It’s like I’ve stumbled into an alternate dimension. Inside my latest energy drink shipment was a collection of shots with all sorts of confusing words on them. Words like relaxation, chill, and stress relief.
I took the shots out of their…
...more » Oct15Poll: Monster Energy Vs. Vermonster Beer
What is wrong with people?
Monster Energy is strong arming a poor little brewing company in Vermont.
A lawyer contacted Rock Art Brewery with a letter stating the following;
...more » Oct14“Stop using “Vermonster” as the name of one your beers because consumers might confuse it with the energy drink.”
“Your client’s use…of VERMONSTER in connection with beer will undoubtedly create a likelihood of confusion and/or…
V Pocket Rocket Energy Shot
Is that a V Pocket Rocket in your Pocket or are you just glad to see me?
V is spending heaps of money to market their new energy shot, with wild TV ads showing guys with a rocket pack strapped to their back doing all kind of insane feats.
Also, V Pocket Rocket is showing up in stores everywhere. This is helped by…
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