Review: Crunk!!!
So, yeah, Crunk!!! I can’t decide if it’s more fantastic that Crunk!!! has Horny Goat Weed or that the Crunk!!! website offers an HTML version. It’s a toss up. I love it either way. Seriously, I’m not going to ruin this review with my usual crap. I’ll give you the facts and you try to argue with me.
1. It’s Pomegranate flavored.
2. Crunk!!! does not come in a sugar free version, which normally I’d whine about, but I’m more than willing to make an exception here for obvious reasons. Also, that’s very telling. They don’t even offer it…………………………………!!!!
3. From Wikipedia:
“Horny Goat Weed has been demonstrated to relax rabbit penile tissue by nitric oxide and PDE-5 activity [1]. Other research has demonstrated that injections of Epimedium extract, directly into the penis of the rat results in an increase in penile blood pressure.[2]
Crunk!!! has Horny Goat Weed.
4. Wikipedia again:
“Ashwagandha in Sanskrit means “horse’s smell”, probably originating from the odor of its root which resembles that of sweaty horse.[1]”
Crunk!!! has Ashwagandha.
5. Crunk!! also has Skull Cap, which is either a flower or a poisonous mushroom. So, win-win.
6. If you buy it you can walk around all day saying, “Cruuuuunk!!!”
7. It delivers the goods. Nothing spectacular, but I drank one and felt it so I can’t complain. I can’t necessary testify to the validity of Crunk’s!!! implied claims regarding certain libidinous side-effects, but I’m sure that it’s a merely a matter of dosage. I mean, taking into account the enormous differences between me and the rabbits from earlier I’d probably have to drink at least a few of these for that kind of thing. The death calculator says it’s would take 131.72 Crunks!!! to do me in, but like I said, you know, enormous differences. Whatever.
Buy Crunk!!! when you see it. You will like it.
I found my Crunk!!! at a gas station way the hell out in the middle of nowhere. I’ve never seen it for sale anywhere else, but you bet your ass I’m gonna look for it from now on.
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7 Comments
Aren’t you suppose to mix it with alcohol?
I bet it takes like sweat. You dig?
thanks for the feedback… just wanted to let you know that we recently released a sugar free version of CRUNK!!!
noel
Crunk!!! is one of my favorites because it is still offered in the 8 oz. can (which many drinks are shying away from) and it has a little more buzz than Red Bull with a better taste, for the same price.
You have a great site guys! Thanks for the review!
HAHAHAHA, when I was buying it I annoyed the crap out of people by yelling CRUNKK!!!!! in a loud annoying voice. the only place I could find it was an FYE (entertainment shop at the mall) for 3 bucks a can, but being a colelctor I bought it
that drink was crap it didnt do much for me but gave me GAS …LOL other than that it was weird