Coffee Rage
A man has received a charge of “disorderly behavior” after a case of coffee rage.
Hobbs considered himself a coffee connoisseur, and was adamant he was being served coffee with curdled milk.
“In the end there’s a standoff between he and the proprietor and he’s been asked to leave.”
Hobbs spat outside the cafe, but said this was to get the taste of the curdled milk out of his mouth, (from Nelson Mail, NZ)
Curdled milk? Burnt maybe… but seriously – what kind of cafe would have curdled milk sitting in the fridge?
Maybe Hobbs the connoisseur needs to get himself a Lamborghini coffee machine. Only 1,000 of the machines have been made. Lamborghini are also roasting their own coffee beans.
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And he’s probably better than all of us regular coffee drinkers at every turn… gotta love the self-important, pompous pinpricks in the world.
This is way beyond a Starbucks customer. This is one of those ubersnobs that probably works at a University as an assistant prof. or a cliquey bookstore.
I think it’s against some food establishments to carry expired product. (I know 7-11 throws out all product that is past the datecodes.)
What did he actually do now except for spitting outside the place? I’m not really sure why this should be a big deal. 
Maybe cafés should just start putting up spittoons… 
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and im sure he sniffs his own farts and drives a hybrid