If Celebrities Were Energy Drinks…
Have you ever wondered which energy drink best describes you?
With all the crazy names and graphics out there, surely there’s one that fits your looks or persona.
Well, Energy Fiend has matched up some popular celebrities with the energy drink that best describes them.
Britney Spears and Bawls
Steve Tyler and Howling Monkey
Lindsay Lohan and Cocaine
Randy Jackson and Atomic Dogg
Tom Cruise and Spaz Juice
Michael Jackson and Monster
Barack Obama and Rockstar
Richard Simmons and Redline Princess
Paris Hilton and HYPE
17 Comments
Sure they do…I dunno a few of them, but Britney Spears has balls for pulling the shit she did, Lindsy Lohan does Cocaine, Tom Cruise spazzes out, Michael Jackson is a Monster, Barack Obama thinks he’s a Rockstar, Richard Simmons acts like a Princess, and Paris Hilton is Over-Hyped.
Thanks man. I may never drink Bawls again ;p
If i was an energy drink, i would name myself Fancy Shoes energy drink. Everywhere i would go, i would be followed by fancy shoes and flying tea kettles. My mother would bake candles and forks so i could fly to the moon on a bacon and lettuce spaceship. Maybe my flying ankle bracelet could assist me in taking over the planet of the Goobablicous bannanaa peels.
My dog pees victory, send the cookies away.
also with the britney she is bawling in the picture of her, bawling is synonymous with crying… she’s crying. thats bawling. she bawls …it makes perfect sense.
Correction: Obama IS a rockstar
(Party like Barakstar!)
Hello.
I live in Tokyo, and we have Roots coffee sold at the 7 11. Can you include it on your Kill Me list? Thank you.
Atomic Dogg energy drink is by far the greatest tasting one! And loaded with horny goat weed to keep you on the prowl for hours!
you’re all weird.
michael jackson is a child molesting monster
michael jackson is gay
…He’s a gay child molester!
And the howling monkey fits Steve Tyler cuz he has the biggest friggin’ mouth ever! I mean look at the damn picture! How can you not get ANY of those!? it’s great!
I think I’d be Lost if I was an energy drink. That one fits me. Barack is who I am voting for and Rockstar is my favorite energy drink. WHOA.
HAHA
Now that is hilarious…
Geez… That’s great, I bet you could buy all those drinks from my site!!! hint hint
Way to kill it, shameless self-plugging vendor man. THAT’S gonna make me want to buy from you…
Loved the match-ups. I think Tyler, Jackson, and Simmons were literal LOLs.
None of those make sense…