Redneck Punch: Yee Haw!
Gamers, skaters, bikers, players, pimps, musicians, and jocks are just some of the targeted marketing groups for energy drinks.
What about the rednecks? Don’t they deserve a drink designed especially for them?
As a matter a fact they do, according to The Double Blue Jay Corp who has just released Hammer’s Redneck Punch. Yes, it’s true, now there is a drink that all the rednecks across this great land of ours can call their own. They just have to throw the wife beater on, hop in their truck, and drive on down to the Piggly Wiggly and stock up.
This drink has most of the usual energy drink ingredients along with Horny Goat Weed which is in there to encourage lots of redneck reproduction, I guess.
Hammer’s Redneck Energy Drink is available in six distinct flavors: Punch, Grape, Peach Tea, Root Beer, Green Apple, and Cherry Cola. I tried to check out their website but it says it’s under construction. We’ll work on getting the caffeine content and reviewing Redneck Punch at a later date.
After viewing the can and information about this is drink, I definitely got a good laugh in for the day, quite clever marketing really.
Source: Bevnet.com
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I want to get a can of this and leave it on my neighbor’s doorstep.