The Red Bull Diet

red-bull1Are you overweight?

Do you want to loose 100 pounds in 8 months?

Do you enjoy drinking 10 to 14 cans of Red Bull a day?

Do you thrive on up to 1120mg of caffeine daily?

Then the Red Bull Diet is for you. According to a news story out of New Zealand an Auckland woman did just that! She claims that she would only eat at times a hand full of cereal a day along with her 14 cans of Red Bull. She started drinking this gradually and began noticing the appetite suppressing qualities of the drink so soon she was drinking up to 14 cans daily.

Before you get all excited and start ordering Red Bull by the case you may want to note that the 23 three year old woman also;

  • Was sent the hospital with a heart attack.
  • Now has a heart murmur.
  • Has severe pain and cramping in her stomach and bowel.
  • Has anxiety attacks.

So you may want to join Weight Watchers instead as this woman has now switched to them and not reccomending her Red Bull Diet Plan.

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Posted in Energy Drinks, Health Issues · May 24th, 2009

13 Comments

Brian May 24th, 2009 10:21 pm

Did that 100lbs include her sanity?

Tim May 25th, 2009 9:17 am

It’s people doing stupid shit like that that give conservative politicans the grip they need to try and ban energy drinks. Once again, stupid people are going to ruin everything.

Jon May 25th, 2009 11:46 am

PLEASE STOP !!!!

Tim is right.

Energy drink aficionados don’t do stupid crap like this.

If a …errr woman needs to lose weight she should just hit the treadmill or stop eating so many damn hamburgers.

Brady May 25th, 2009 1:08 pm

if only i had the fortitude that brave woman possessed..

oh the possibilities

Evan May 25th, 2009 1:10 pm

That’s one expensive diet (14×1.5=21, 21×30=630, 30×8=$5040!!!!) hopefully she was buying some cheap cases. It would be pretty tasty but you’d think she would realize that that much caffeine isn’t good for her. That’s also 1540 calories of Red Bull a day (110×14=1540).

Tramp May 26th, 2009 1:33 am

There was a mention of a diet like this in the movie Wanted. Except he did it with Power Horse energy drink. She probably saw that and thought “what a novel idea”..

As for the calorie count, that doesn’t really mean anything. Everyone has a different need, and it changes. For the last few years I ate one meal a day (and energy drinks of course) and was completely fine. Now I’m eating much more, still staying thin.. You never know..

eanowakattack May 28th, 2009 10:29 am

Ugh, Power Horse? I tried that few years back. I never knew an energy drink could make me so sad.

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Rachael May 28th, 2009 11:20 pm

Eww I’m not sure how anyone could drink that stuff..

Caffeine gives me all those symptoms so thats not good at all! stick to the cornflake diet lol

Sue July 13th, 2009 9:23 pm

i had a single red bull once and fell asleep less than half an hour later… i must have a really high matabolism

Joe November 17th, 2009 7:16 am

Its not the energy drink itself, its the caffeine. The same effect could be achieved with coffee. The guarana in these drinks is just a more concentrated source.

fiona December 18th, 2009 4:22 am

its things like this that give energy drinks a bad name. if they werent abused, i wouldnt be getting as many looks from ppl when i drink them. but i guess you cant really stop people from abusing tho….

Bob December 18th, 2009 5:04 am

Sue that happens with caffeine tolerance i think

Ash January 3rd, 2010 3:10 am

Lol, people who do that deserve it.

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