Big Cock Energy Drink: No, This Isn’t a Joke!
Are you looking for a drink that’s “Hard to Beat” or maybe one that will “Arouse Your Tastebuds”?
Well then, straight from the lands down under comes Big Cock Energy Drink.
Yes, this drink is for real and yes, I did feel slightly dirty while drinking it, but it’s all for the good of the cause!
Big Cock is the latest drink to be marketed to Australia and New Zealand, but isn’t really “new” in that it is just rebranding of the drink formerly known as “Hemp”. Clever marketing, I must say and the owner of the dairy said Big Cock is flying of the shelves as customers can’t wait to get their hands on a Big Cock.
One the can it says,
“Big Cock is passionately formulated to arouse you into a heightened state of Stimulation”.
Well Lets see if it “measures up”…gee the puns are endless with this one……
Taste
This is a mystery to me as I couldn’t quite place the taste or flavors. Sort of like Red Bull, but not, so I would have to label it as a pretty generic taste with the energy ingredients’ taste not masked very well at all.
Ingredients
Nothing pokes out here either, just your standard ingredients at standard levels with the max NZ and AU caffeine content of 140.8mg/440ml. You would think they would have added at least a dab of testosterone to help the drink live up to all the can’s promises…..
Effect
I had my Big Cock mid-afternoon before my hike up Mount Maunganui. I noticed a slight increase in my energy and stamina, but it didn’t give me the “solid energy thrust” that the can promised.
Verdict
Overall, this is a pretty average drink as energy drinks go, but the novelty and humor of the drink is truely clever. The jokes are endless and I see this drink being bought for that reason alone. So if you want a drink that will make you laugh and make your friends laugh when you show them your Big Cock, this drink is for you.
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There certainly is stiff competition in the energy drink market.
Very stiff indeed. It must be difficult to keep it up
This would be good to wash down some Cock Soup with. I actually bought a pack of this once lol.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/nubiana/402680614/
Thanks for doin an aussie drink.
Can’t wait to find myself a big cock, he he. xx
I can hardly wait to find out what a Big Cock tastes like 
C’mon folks join in on all the good puns…
That Big Cock does look pretty satisfying! lol I would buy that drink instantly just because of the name. BTW I just had a sugar free Rip It and it’s suprisingly good for $1.
I hear it goes great with Bawls.
Hey Hope, I emailed you the other day, did you get it? Check your spam folder…
[...] A new Energy Drink called … Big Cock … [...]
pull it out at a party everyone will ooo and ahhh at your big cock
lol Big Black Cock
i need to swallow a big black cock
i want to do 2 big black cocks at the same time 
Hey anyone know where I could find a list of ALL the energy drinks sold in New Zealand? And I reckon that Big Cock’s great, get one down my throat and I’m going for hours.. XD
Hey Michael, We’re working on reviewing them, but what we got so far and in the fridge waiting are as follows; Monster, Rockstar, Demon, Ink, Angel, V, Big Cock, Wired, NOS, red bull, Cocaine, Lift, 6 hour power, Mother. With several having a couple varieties. That’s all we know of right now, but new ones coming in all the time it seems.
so i herd it goes great with Big Bawl’s energy drink…
so is there anywhere online i can order a Big Cock? and no, im not googleing that
I’ll send you one anon , where do you live? might cost a bit coming from NZ though. unless your in NZ or OZ.
Big Cock. Lol.