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Caffeine Addiction Diagnosis

squirril-addictInterested in knowing how strong a hold energy drinks have on you? Of course you are. Take this quiz to find out!

Do you have compulsions that force you consume an energy drink even though the consequences may outweigh the benefits?



Do standard energy drinks like Monster and Rockstar no longer give you an energy boost?



Do you have a special refrigerator specifically for energy drinks?



Do you choose an energy drink when all you want is a beverage to sip on?



Do you use energy drinks as an excuse to get less sleep?



Has a thought ever crossed your mind about what energy drink would go best with cereal?



Can you walk into a convenience store and say you’ve tried every drink they offer?



Do you purposely cycle through different gas stations in your home town to keep tabs on their cooler content?



Do you save your unfinished energy drinks?



Do friends come to you for your energy drink wisdom?



Do you save your finished energy drink cans?



Have you ever given energy drink advice to a stranger while they’re in a store buying one?



Do you have a prepared argument saved for when people challenge the merit of energy drinks?



Do you have a hard time remembering the last time your favorite soda gave you a buzz?



Do you visit energyfiend.com more than twice a week?



Do you smirk at Red Bull lovers, amused by their compulsion to ignore the other options out there?





Written by Dusty Smith

47 Comments

  • rivfadda
    3/10/11

    im i the only one who finds monster energy as a hole contains so much sugar it makes me ill
    its just like syrup at the bottom of the can.
    sickly
    i dont know what kind of metabolic rate the fat people of the u.s have but i cant stand monster.
    p.s im just saying try jogging.

  • Zan
    6/30/11

    Wow… As much coffee and energy drinks as I drink and I scored fairly low……. I guess I finally found one addiction quiz that says I’m NOT addicted to the substance the quiz focuses on…that’s a first :)

  • Zan
    6/30/11

    Hmmm…
    Now that I think about it, there was that crack quiz that said I wasn’t a crack-head… Never did like that crap, doesn’t last long enough :)

  • Bexie
    10/27/11

    LMAO

    woot so im not addicted….I just like to drink alot of energy drinks…

  • Taylor
    11/6/11

    I had one sip of a monster energy drink and it almost made me blow chuncks, but my friend chuged the rest of the energy drink and loved it.

  • CaffeineChemist
    12/10/11

    I do love my energy drinks, and I HAVE paired sodas with food like wine and cheese, but I cannot for the life of me stand Monster or anything that’s a Red Bull knockoff. Monster I dislike because it isn’t a ‘good’ caffeine buzz for me; it just makes me jittery, hyper, and unable to focus. Funnily enough, other drinks that came out around the same time period as Monster don’t do that to me. I’m fine with Rockstar, Amp, Venom, Full Throttle and even NOS if I’m really tired (and ONLY if), but not Monster. It’s like it gives me a ‘bad caffeine trip’ if that makes sense.

    Red Bull and its knockoff clones I dislike because an energy drink HAS to disguise the caffeine bitterness if I’m gonna drink it. Xyience gets a pass because it doesn’t leave me feeling dehydrated afterwards. Full Throttle I like because there’s something else to it. There has to, in other words, be a flavor there to compensate for or cover up the bitterness. For example, I can’t stand Venom Black Mamba, but I like Death Adder and Killer Taipan (the latter more than the former, because yum mango).

  • vj
    12/22/11

    i dont do energy drinks as too sweet- i do vivarin – absorbs faster and dont get quite the sugar down
    you did not account for that at all in this quiz

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