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8 Naughty Genital Inspired Energy Drinks

It’s kind of strange that certain parts of the human anatomy would be used to market energy drinks.

We’ve reviewed a few of these genital themed or suggestive drinks here at Energy Fiend and they do stand as a novelty for a good laugh.  However as for their marketing to quench my thirst and give me energy, the thought of genitals just doesn’t do it for me.

Here’s a few for your naughty viewing pleasure.

Big Cock Energy Drink

Pussy Energy Drink

Billy Boy Energy Drink

Bawls

Beaver Buzz

Pimp Juice

Dickens

Erektus

Have you heard of any other genital inspired energy drinks? Which one is your favorite?

Source: Some images provided by: RegretfulMorning.com

7 Comments

  • Ryan Lopez

    where can i buy these drinks??????

  • @Ryan They are a bit hard to come by.. Big Cock is in New Zealand, Pussy is in the UK, beaver buzz is in Canada. Bawls is pretty easy tom find not sure about the others. Anyone else know?

  • Billy Boy is a UK drink. I got one while I was in Germany. ;)

  • W3

    Erektus is Czech Energy :)

  • CaffeineChemist

    Exile, that was uncalled for. :c

    LOL what about Sum Poosie? I literally saw the can in my local party store and could NOT believe there was actually a drink called Sum Poosie. With the tag line, “need sum, want sum, get sum!”

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